There are more punchlines in a Tim Vine show than any other you'll have seen. Fact. It's wonderfully silly and inane - but incredibly funny. Tim Vine back on tour, telling lots of silly new jokes, showing off new homemade props, singing some new daft ditties, and all with the appearance of confidence. The following subjects will be touched upon briefly: pixie football, ice cream and nibble feeders. Come along, sit down, and laugh. The quantity won't let up. This is comedy without a message. What an odd person. What a lot of nonsense. What else is he going to do? 'Sunsets are in the sky, milk's nice, and I'm an idiot.' Tim Vine - Sunset Milk Idiot website.| 10 Mar 19 | Richmond Theatre Outer London, Greater London Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 9 Mar 19 | The Maltings Farnham, Surrey Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 8 Mar 19 | Floral Pavilion Theatre New Brighton, Merseyside Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 6 Mar 19 to 7 Mar 19 | Brewhouse Theatre and Arts Centre Taunton, Somerset Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 2 Mar 19 | The Harlequin Redhill, Surrey Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 1 Mar 19 | Playhouse Nottingham, Nottinghamshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 28 Feb 19 | The Forum Barrow-in-Furness, Cumbria Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 27 Feb 19 | Middleton Arena Middleton, Greater Manchester Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 31 Oct 18 | Epsom Playhouse Epsom, Surrey Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 30 Oct 18 | Marina Theatre Lowestoft, Suffolk Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 26 Oct 18 to 27 Oct 18 | Beck Theatre Outer London, Greater London Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 25 Oct 18 | Leas Cliff Hall Folkestone, Kent Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 23 Oct 18 to 24 Oct 18 | Tivoli Theatre Wimborne, Dorset Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 20 Oct 18 | Lincoln Performing Arts Centre Lincoln, Lincolnshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 19 Oct 18 | The Hexagon Reading, Berkshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 18 Oct 18 | The Playhouse Weston-super-Mare, North Somerset Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 16 Oct 18 to 17 Oct 18 | The Lowry Salford, Greater Manchester Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 13 Oct 18 | Burnley Mechanics Burnley, Lancashire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 12 Oct 18 | Grand Theatre Lancaster, Lancashire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 11 Oct 18 | Bath Komedia Bath, Bath & North East Somerset Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 10 Oct 18 | Telford Theatre Telford, Shropshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 9 Oct 18 | Margate Winter Gardens Margate, Kent Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 6 Oct 18 | The Regal Evesham Evesham, Hereford and Worcester Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 5 Oct 18 | New Theatre Royal Portsmouth, Hampshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 4 Oct 18 | Storyhouse Chester, Cheshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 2 Oct 18 to 3 Oct 18 | City Varieties Music Hall Leeds, West Yorkshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 9 Jun 18 | White Rock Theatre Hastings, East Sussex Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 8 Jun 18 | Alban Arena St Albans, Hertfordshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 7 Jun 18 | Blackpool Grand Theatre Blackpool, Lancashire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 6 Jun 18 | Blackpool Grand Theatre Blackpool, Lancashire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 5 Jun 18 | New Theatre Oxford, Oxfordshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 2 Jun 18 | De Montfort Hall Leicester, Leicestershire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 1 Jun 18 | Waterside Theatre Aylesbury, Buckinghamshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 31 May 18 | Anvil Arts Basingstoke, Hampshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 30 May 18 | Victoria Hall Stoke-on-Trent, Staffordshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 29 May 18 | Victoria Theatre Halifax, West Yorkshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 26 May 18 | Grand Opera House York, North Yorkshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 25 May 18 | Hull City Hall Hull, Humberside Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 24 May 18 | Queen's Hall Edinburgh Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 22 May 18 to 23 May 18 | Tyne Theatre and Opera House Newcastle upon Tyne, Tyne and Wear Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 19 May 18 | Hall for Cornwall Truro, Cornwall Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 17 May 18 | Westlands Yeovil, Somerset Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 16 May 18 | Venue Cymru (formerly - North Wales Theatre) Llandudno, Gwynedd Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 15 May 18 | Liverpool Philharmonic Hall Liverpool, Merseyside Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 12 May 18 | Milton Keynes Theatre Milton Keynes, Buckinghamshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 11 May 18 | Eventim Apollo West End, Greater London Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 10 May 18 | Buxton Opera House Buxton, Derbyshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 9 May 18 | New Victoria Theatre Woking, Surrey Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 8 May 18 | Warwick Arts Centre Coventry, West Midlands Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 17 Mar 18 | Grand Theatre Swansea, Glamorgan Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 15 Mar 18 | Grove Theatre Dunstable, Bedfordshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 13 Mar 18 | Alhambra Theatre Bradford, West Yorkshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 10 Mar 18 | Theatre Royal Wakefield Wakefield, West Yorkshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 9 Mar 18 | The Hawth Crawley, West Sussex Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 8 Mar 18 | The Central Theatre Chatham, Kent Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 6 Mar 18 to 7 Mar 18 | Ipswich Regent Ipswich, Suffolk Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 6 Mar 18 to 7 Mar 18 | Corn Exchange Ipswich, Suffolk Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 3 Mar 18 | The Spotlight (formerly Broxbourne Civic Hall) Hoddesdon, Hertfordshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 2 Mar 18 | Dorking Halls Dorking, Surrey Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 1 Mar 18 | Parr Hall Warrington, Cheshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 27 Feb 18 | Lyceum Theatre Crewe, Cheshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 24 Feb 18 | Pavilion Theatre Bournemouth, Dorset Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 22 Feb 18 | Babbacombe Theatre Torquay, Devon Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 19 Feb 18 to 21 Feb 18 | Redgrave Theatre Bristol, City of Bristol Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 16 Feb 18 to 17 Feb 18 | Town Hall Birmingham, West Midlands Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 15 Feb 18 | Wycombe Swan High Wycombe, Buckinghamshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 14 Feb 18 | The Cresset Peterborough, Cambridgeshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 10 Feb 18 | Cliffs Pavilion Southend-on-Sea, Essex Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 9 Feb 18 | Assembly Hall Worthing, West Sussex Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 7 Feb 18 to 8 Feb 18 | Wyvern Theatre Swindon, Wiltshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 6 Feb 18 | Princes Hall Aldershot, Hampshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
