Based on Victoria Wood's hugely popular 1980s BBC mini-soap of the same name, which was a spoof on the long-running ITV soap opera Crossroads, with its wooden acting style and flimsy sets. Rewritten for the tour, the second half has been expanded with the original "behind the scenes" first half removed.| 2 Jul 07 to 7 Jul 07 | Wales Millennium Centre Cardiff, Glamorgan Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 25 Jun 07 to 30 Jun 07 | Cliffs Pavilion Southend-on-Sea, Essex Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 11 Jun 07 to 16 Jun 07 | Pavilion Theatre Bournemouth, Dorset Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 4 Jun 07 to 9 Jun 07 | Theatre Royal Plymouth Plymouth, Devon Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 28 May 07 to 2 Jun 07 | Milton Keynes Theatre Milton Keynes, Buckinghamshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 21 May 07 to 26 May 07 | Theatre Royal Bath, Bath & North East Somerset Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 14 May 07 to 19 May 07 | The Hexagon Reading, Berkshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 30 Apr 07 to 5 May 07 | Theatre Royal Nottingham, Nottinghamshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 23 Apr 07 to 28 Apr 07 | Richmond Theatre Outer London, Greater London Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 16 Apr 07 to 21 Apr 07 | Darlington Hippodrome (formerly Civic Theatre) Darlington, County Durham Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 9 Apr 07 to 14 Apr 07 | Sheffield Theatres Sheffield, South Yorkshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 2 Apr 07 to 7 Apr 07 | Grand Theatre and Opera House Leeds, West Yorkshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 26 Mar 07 to 31 Mar 07 | Guild Hall and Charter Theatre Preston, Lancashire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 19 Mar 07 to 24 Mar 07 | Grand Opera House York, North Yorkshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 12 Mar 07 to 17 Mar 07 | Liverpool Empire Theatre Liverpool, Merseyside Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 5 Mar 07 to 10 Mar 07 | Warwick Arts Centre Coventry, West Midlands Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 26 Feb 07 to 3 Mar 07 | Birmingham Hippodrome Birmingham, West Midlands Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 19 Feb 07 to 24 Feb 07 | New Victoria Theatre Woking, Surrey Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 12 Feb 07 to 17 Feb 07 | Theatre Royal Brighton, East Sussex Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 5 Feb 07 to 10 Feb 07 | Ipswich Regent Ipswich, Suffolk Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 29 Jan 07 to 3 Feb 07 | Corn Exchange Cambridge, Cambridgeshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 22 Jan 07 to 27 Jan 07 | Wycombe Swan High Wycombe, Buckinghamshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 11 Dec 06 to 6 Jan 07 | The Lowry Salford, Greater Manchester Performance Details => Venue archive |
