John Hegley is one of the country's most innovative comic poets and likes dogs a lot. He has several best-selling volumes of poetry to his name and is a regular sell-out at the Edinburgh Festival. Inspired by a visit to France to paint scenes once depicted by his father, John Hegley muses on France, his relationship with his father, blancmange and crucifixion! You will never have heard the ordinary become so fascinating. John Hegley - The Sound of Paint Drying website.| 18 Jul 04 | Theatre Royal Margate, Kent Performance Details => Venue archive |
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| 25 May 03 | Northcott Theatre Exeter, Devon Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 23 May 03 | Laban Theatre Outer London, Greater London Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 16 May 03 to 17 May 03 | Everyman & Playhouse Liverpool, Merseyside Performance Details => Venue archive |
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| 28 Jan 03 to 15 Feb 03 | BAC (Battersea Arts Centre) Inner London, Greater London Performance Details => Venue archive |
