Varnishing Days - T798598943The Varnishing Days is the heart-stopping, glasses-dropping, hard-rocking, wig-shaking, levothyroxine-taking, knee-knocking, boot-licking, justifying, teeth rattling, digressing new show from stand up comedian to the stars John Kearns. | |
| 15 Mar 24 | Royal Court - Jerwood Theatre, West End :: V411 listing details L1740361361 |
| 13 Mar 24 | The Harlequin, Redhill :: V707 listing details L1052844089 |
| 10 Mar 24 | Leadmill, Sheffield :: V0965626995 listing details L1665222801 |
| 2 Mar 24 | Oran Mor, Glasgow :: V02124782623 listing details L01224203475 |
| 21 Feb 24 | The Glee Club Birmingham, Birmingham :: V0170352899 listing details L1762188759 |
| 18 Feb 24 | 1532 Performing Arts Centre, Bristol :: V1178462652 listing details L673249116 |
| 10 Feb 24 | Y Theatre, Leicester :: V118516820 listing details L0790037568 |
| 4 Feb 24 | The Crescent, York :: V457360934 listing details L01121296146 |
| 3 Feb 24 | The Stand, Newcastle upon Tyne :: V01362386753 listing details L1695027367 |
| 1 Feb 24 | Sherman Theatre, Cardiff :: V824 listing details L078391501 |
| 24 Nov 23 | The Glee Club Birmingham, Birmingham :: V0170352899 listing details L01899535828 |
| 19 Nov 23 | The Crescent, York :: V457360934 listing details L0894956049 |
| 26 Oct 23 | The Glee Club Nottingham, Nottingham :: V0868415137 listing details L174831348 |
| 21 Oct 23 | The Tobacco Factory Theatres, Bristol :: V1384579886 listing details L01806802715 |
| 19 Oct 23 | The Old Market, Brighton :: V1008189979 listing details L271000575 |
| 15 Oct 23 | The Glee Club Oxford, Oxford :: V2049551013 listing details L1677673002 |
| 12 Oct 23 | Gloucester Guildhall, Gloucester :: V97 listing details L695938058 |
| 8 Oct 23 | Leadmill, Sheffield :: V0965626995 listing details L0333413683 |
| 6 Oct 23 | Y Theatre, Leicester :: V118516820 listing details L0373194570 |
| 30 Sep 23 to 12 Nov 23 | Bloomsbury Theatre, Inner London :: V170 listing details L1685953237 |
| 28 Sep 23 | Unity Theatre, Liverpool :: V539 listing details L02054364759 |
| 27 Sep 23 | Old Fire Station, Carlisle :: V851763132 listing details L116447560 |
| 21 Sep 23 | Cambridge Junction, Cambridge :: V23 listing details L01013918898 |
| 17 Sep 23 | The Lowry, Salford :: V0655996499 listing details L1271740599 |
| 10 Sep 23 | City Varieties Music Hall, Leeds :: V973 listing details L01965737604 |
| 3 Sep 23 | The Glee Club Cardiff, Cardiff :: V1650441443 listing details L1152891331 |
| 2 Sep 23 | The Riverfront, Newport :: V088145899 listing details L01267038021 |
| 19 Jun 23 to 24 Jun 23 | Soho Theatre, Inner London :: V1035 listing details L567303523 |
| 3 Jun 23 | Bloomsbury Theatre, Inner London :: V170 listing details L1356155333 |
| 14 May 23 | The Stand, Newcastle upon Tyne :: V01362386753 listing details L0796778306 |
| 13 May 23 | The Stand, Glasgow :: V1626790804 listing details L088869471 |
| 5 May 23 | The Rondo, Bath :: V855 listing details L0364918339 |
| 22 Apr 23 | The Garage, Norwich :: V602991522 listing details L2082902866 |
| 16 Apr 23 | The Glee Club Nottingham, Nottingham :: V0868415137 listing details L0731055657 |
| 15 Apr 23 | The Wardrobe Theatre, Bristol :: V1322756877 listing details L1356978954 |
| 2 Apr 23 | The Crescent, York :: V457360934 listing details L1664958968 |
| 1 Apr 23 | The Forum, Northallerton :: V573056527 listing details L224514868 |
| 31 Mar 23 | The Witham, Barnard Castle :: V2136159324 listing details L01478089642 |
| 26 Mar 23 | The Glee Club Birmingham, Birmingham :: V0170352899 listing details L686955573 |
| 24 Mar 23 | Hyde Park Book Club, Leeds :: V1759865056 listing details L0982367868 |
| 23 Mar 23 | The Stand, Glasgow :: V1626790804 listing details L01972605714 |
| 18 Mar 23 | The Rondo, Bath :: V855 listing details L899912043 |
| 10 Mar 23 | Cambridge Junction, Cambridge :: V23 listing details L1128713937 |
| 5 Mar 23 | The Lowry, Salford :: V0655996499 listing details L0186334097 |
| 23 Feb 23 | The Glee Club Oxford, Oxford :: V2049551013 listing details L736155878 |
| 13 Feb 23 to 18 Feb 23 | Soho Theatre, Inner London :: V1035 listing details L554264729 |
Work in Progress - T1762833170A work in progress from a man who made comedy history by wearing a wig and false teeth. Come see how easy it really is. | |
| 5 Dec 22 to 6 Dec 22 | BAC (Battersea Arts Centre), Inner London :: V168 listing details L01086515886 |
| 10 Feb 16 | Pleasance, Inner London :: V276 listing details L1420579573 |
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| 19 Mar 20 | The Dukes, Lancaster :: V523 listing details L390040892 |
| 25 Nov 19 to 7 Dec 19 | Soho Theatre, Inner London :: V1035 listing details L0684929098 |
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| 18 Mar 20 | Leadmill, Sheffield :: V0965626995 listing details L1455133146 |
| 12 Oct 19 | The Witham, Barnard Castle :: V2136159324 listing details L209070001 |
Don't Worry They're Here - T404785101Following highly acclaimed, sell-out runs at the Edinburgh Fringe and at London's Soho Theatre, John dons his false teeth and monk wig for his debut UK tourDirector Jon Brittain. | |
| 20 Jul 18 | Bush Theatre, Inner London :: V300 listing details L0144377802 |
| 21 May 18 to 30 May 18 | BAC (Battersea Arts Centre), Inner London :: V168 listing details L316944244 |
| 3 Feb 18 | The North Wall, Oxford :: V0818740866 listing details L01275233059 |
| 28 Jan 18 | Warwick Arts Centre, Coventry :: V156 listing details L1586852476 |
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| 1 Mar 18 | West End Centre, Aldershot :: V762 listing details L851827718 |
| 17 Jul 17 to 18 Jul 17 | BAC (Battersea Arts Centre), Inner London :: V168 listing details L091948547 |
| 30 Jun 17 | The Bike Shed Theatre, Exeter :: V1892701352 listing details L2093482962 |
T01761836208Double Edinburgh Comedy Award winner, John Kearns (Shtick, Sight Gags for Perverts), presents a brand new show for Christmas. 'In 2011 and 2012 I recorded my family's Christmas dinners (2:36:19 and 2:35:19 respectively). Four years later I sat in a library and listened to them. They reveal such details as the changing landscape of South London bus routes and the disappearance of cod, all soundtracked to Elvis singing The Wonderful World of Christmas. At time of writing, I can't promise that this isn't the entire show.'Presented byShow and Tell. | |
| 6 Dec 16 to 10 Dec 16 | BAC (Battersea Arts Centre), Inner London :: V168 listing details L575215851 |
Shtick - T01319448480Kearns waits for a train, all the while sporting the same old wig, the same old teeth. Same old Shtick. Running time: 60mins. Age recommendation: 16+Director Jon Brittain. | |
| 24 Sep 14 to 18 Oct 14 | Soho Theatre, Inner London :: V1035 listing details L1740330043 |
Sight Gags for Perverts - T1483083321Sight Gags for Perverts, is how one critic described Stanley Kubrick's Dr Strangelove upon its release. Stan cherished this, writing it down on a list headed Titles in Search of a Script. It was never made, this won't be either. I've got a little wig and some false teeth, a few things to say about Berlin Zoo before wearing a dress and singing Bruce Springsteen. Support from Yogi Baby. For ages 16+. Running time: 60mins | |
| 13 Jan 14 to 31 Jan 14 | Soho Theatre, Inner London :: V1035 listing details L1098676179 |
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| 15 Sep 17 to 30 Sep 17 | Soho Theatre, Inner London :: V1035 listing details L1473148568 |
