| 21 May 12 | Harrogate Theatre Harrogate, North Yorkshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 19 May 12 | Town Hall Middlesbrough, Cleveland Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 9 May 12 to 12 May 12 | The Tobacco Factory Theatres Bristol, City of Bristol Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 4 May 12 | Borough Theatre Abergavenny, Monmouthshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 19 Apr 12 | William Aston Hall Wrexham Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 25 Mar 12 | Rose Theatre Kingston Kingston, Surrey Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 23 Mar 12 | Dorking Halls Dorking, Surrey Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 19 Mar 12 to 20 Mar 12 | Lemon Tree Aberdeen Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 9 Mar 12 to 12 Mar 12 | Playhouse Norwich, Norfolk Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 6 Mar 12 | Alban Arena St Albans, Hertfordshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 3 Mar 12 | De La Warr Pavilion Bexhill-on-Sea, East Sussex Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 1 Mar 12 | The Core at Corby Cube Corby, Northamptonshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 23 Jun 11 | Muni Arts Centre Pontypridd, Glamorgan Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 11 Jun 11 | The Riverfront Newport, Gwent Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 1 Dec 10 to 10 Dec 10 | Playhouse Norwich, Norfolk Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 28 Nov 10 | Richmond Theatre Outer London, Greater London Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 17 Nov 10 | Gala Theatre Durham, County Durham Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 12 Nov 10 to 12 Dec 10 | The Lowry Salford, Greater Manchester Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 10 Nov 10 | Wyvern Theatre Swindon, Wiltshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 31 Oct 10 | Civic Hall Wolverhampton, West Midlands Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 25 Oct 10 to 26 Oct 10 | The Tobacco Factory Theatres Bristol, City of Bristol Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 17 Oct 10 | Derby Theatre Derby, Derbyshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 15 Oct 10 | Brighton Dome Brighton, East Sussex Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 10 Oct 10 | 3Olympia Theatre Dublin, Ireland Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 4 Oct 10 | Theatre Royal York, North Yorkshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 2 Oct 10 | Whitley Bay Playhouse Whitley Bay, Tyne and Wear Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 1 Oct 10 | The Maltings Berwick-on-Tweed, Northumberland Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 29 Sep 10 | ARC Stockton-on-Tees, Cleveland Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 21 May 10 | Perth Theatre Perth, Perth and Kinross Performance Details => Venue archive |
Perrier Award Winner. A grouchy, deadpan, comic genius. A master of absurdist irony while eschewing the human condition, he particularly likes to lay into Americans and life across the pond at every opportunity. Adults only Running time: 1hr 40mins plus interval
