Bald Ambition - T0853612314Zoe Lyons has kept herself busy in the last couple of years by having what can best be described as a monumental midlife crisis. It involved buying a sports car, having a brief marital separation and running a 100k ultra marathon which really didn't end well. Along the way her hair decided the best thing to do was abandon ship. It ain't easy being a middle aged woman: try doing it with a combover. Thankfully Zoe has been able to explore the funny side of all these twists and turns. It's time to sell the silly car and try and put the wheels back on her life. | |
| 14 May 23 | Theatre Royal, Brighton :: V657 listing details L0990610249 |
| 30 Apr 23 | Quad Theatre, Plymouth :: V611355466 listing details L0820063868 |
| 29 Apr 23 | Launceston Town Hall, Launceston :: V1856641410 listing details L02120632167 |
| 22 Apr 23 | The Atkinson, Southport :: V0485350863 listing details L1334330702 |
| 21 Apr 23 | Brewery Arts Centre, Kendal :: V6 listing details L1406300065 |
| 19 Apr 23 | The Hawth, Crawley :: V720 listing details L01070558688 |
| 16 Apr 23 | Bath Komedia, Bath :: V993962950 listing details L1683813627 |
| 14 Apr 23 | Salisbury Arts Centre, Salisbury :: V925 listing details L505466658 |
| 5 Apr 23 | Town Hall, Cheltenham :: V763828283 listing details L1315305797 |
| 4 Apr 23 | Waterside Arts Centre, Sale :: V0383692381 listing details L01898296108 |
| 1 Apr 23 | Plough Arts Centre, Great Torrington :: V903 listing details L1380114175 |
| 31 Mar 23 | Forest Arts Centre, New Milton :: V786 listing details L866387894 |
| 28 Mar 23 | Brewhouse Theatre and Arts Centre, Taunton :: V918 listing details L1467802793 |
| 26 Mar 23 | Y Theatre, Leicester :: V118516820 listing details L1101908040 |
| 25 Mar 23 | The Civic, Barnsley :: V959 listing details L1905575107 |
| 24 Mar 23 | Darwen Library Theatre, Darwen :: V1588247755 listing details L1455833866 |
| 22 Mar 23 | Playhouse, Norwich :: V69 listing details L0702365531 |
| 19 Mar 23 | The Glee Club Nottingham, Nottingham :: V0868415137 listing details L01970973235 |
| 18 Mar 23 | The Quarry Theatre at St Luke's, Bedford :: V0884970691 listing details L01993590660 |
| 15 Mar 23 | Oran Mor, Glasgow :: V02124782623 listing details L145566279 |
| 12 Mar 23 | Chorley Theatre, Chorley :: V530 listing details L661283805 |
| 11 Mar 23 | Otley Courthouse, Otley :: V688880113 listing details L1338152222 |
| 10 Mar 23 | Selby Town Hall, Selby :: V01796046983 listing details L1468477617 |
| 7 Mar 23 | Leicester Square Theatre, Inner London :: V0148424484 listing details L02104380841 |
| 4 Mar 23 | The Point, Eastleigh :: V1114 listing details L1508053565 |
| 3 Mar 23 | The Maltings, Farnham :: V701 listing details L01867542160 |
| 26 Feb 23 | Exeter Phoenix, Exeter :: V889 listing details L1717195659 |
| 25 Feb 23 | Pavilion Theatre, Worthing :: V726 listing details L388944370 |
| 24 Feb 23 | West End Centre, Aldershot :: V762 listing details L1707612501 |
| 22 Feb 23 | The Mill Arts Centre (formerly The Mill), Banbury :: V794 listing details L371099428 |
| 19 Feb 23 | Theatr Mwldan, Cardigan :: V1004 listing details L2127540045 |
| 18 Feb 23 | Savoy Theatre, Monmouth :: V443781892 listing details L01126022001 |
| 17 Feb 23 | Norden Farm Centre for the Arts, Maidenhead :: V1294444431 listing details L1670352262 |
| 15 Feb 23 | Trinity Theatre and Arts Centre, Tunbridge Wells :: V691 listing details L1983487148 |
| 12 Feb 23 | The Stand, Newcastle upon Tyne :: V01362386753 listing details L1211069369 |
| 11 Feb 23 | The Witham, Barnard Castle :: V2136159324 listing details L1918930328 |
| 9 Feb 23 | Square Chapel Arts Centre, Halifax :: V1098014226 listing details L1664444412 |
| 3 Feb 23 | Old Fire Station, Carlisle :: V851763132 listing details L0389627565 |
| 2 Feb 23 | The Stand, Edinburgh :: V0710176507 listing details L0374596646 |
| 31 Jan 23 | Pleasance, Inner London :: V276 listing details L01998020270 |
T0939473582Featuring her greatest hits plus brand-new material, the perfect cocktail for a summer's evening. Host of BBC2's Lightning, a regular on Have I Got News For You, QI and Mock The Week. TV also includes Live at the Apollo, Stand Up and Deliver, Richard Osman's House of Games, Funny Festival Live, Hypothetical, The Apprentice: You're Fired and the winner of Celebrity Mastermind. | |
| 10 Jul 21 | Cavendish Square, Inner London :: V01269029533 listing details L0728938481 |
| 24 Jun 21 | BOAT (Brighton Open Air Theatre), Brighton :: V1621432169 listing details L01910147003 |
| 18 Jun 21 | BOAT (Brighton Open Air Theatre), Brighton :: V1621432169 listing details L0419782350 |
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| 29 Feb 20 | Kenton Theatre, Henley-On-Thames :: V797 listing details L1638566983 |
| 21 Feb 19 | Phoenix Theatre, Bordon :: V1147 listing details L1621483776 |
| 4 Feb 19 to 7 Feb 19 | Soho Theatre, Inner London :: V1035 listing details L1551117800 |
| 2 Feb 19 | McMillan Theatre, Bridgwater :: V0276985128 listing details L01833379823 |
| 15 Dec 18 | Rosehill Theatre, Whitehaven :: V9 listing details L1162775809 |
| 14 Dec 18 | Brewery Arts Centre, Kendal :: V6 listing details L01579535036 |
| 30 Nov 18 | The Hawth, Crawley :: V720 listing details L01128419538 |
| 25 Nov 18 | Lemon Tree, Aberdeen :: V587 listing details L01739754151 |
| 23 Nov 18 | Norden Farm Centre for the Arts, Maidenhead :: V1294444431 listing details L029679849 |
| 18 Nov 18 | The Glee Club Birmingham, Birmingham :: V0170352899 listing details L1628643596 |
| 17 Nov 18 | Chorley Theatre, Chorley :: V530 listing details L1192072989 |
| 15 Nov 18 | The Witham, Barnard Castle :: V2136159324 listing details L01452827110 |
| 9 Nov 18 | Royal & Derngate, Northampton :: V449 listing details L1673668243 |
| 8 Nov 18 | The Glee Club Nottingham, Nottingham :: V0868415137 listing details L041362984 |
| 3 Nov 18 | Tiverton Community Arts Theatre, Tiverton :: V01747949986 listing details L1434861757 |
| 2 Nov 18 | The Maltings, Farnham :: V701 listing details L01027187975 |
| 28 Oct 18 | Swindon Arts Centre, Swindon :: V927 listing details L333034438 |
| 26 Oct 18 | Cambridge Junction, Cambridge :: V23 listing details L01471644209 |
| 20 Oct 18 | The Mill Arts Centre (formerly The Mill), Banbury :: V794 listing details L1585846116 |
| 19 Oct 18 | The Little Theatre, Southport :: V544 listing details L074058603 |
| 18 Oct 18 | ARC, Stockton-on-Tees :: V01950064742 listing details L0279323598 |
| 13 Oct 18 | Pontardawe Arts Centre, Swansea :: V991 listing details L1629528267 |
| 12 Oct 18 | Theatr Mwldan, Cardigan :: V1004 listing details L01138699696 |
| 4 Oct 18 | Leadmill, Sheffield :: V0965626995 listing details L0554523216 |
| 21 Sep 18 | Selby Town Hall, Selby :: V01796046983 listing details L763576305 |
| 20 Sep 18 | Unity Theatre, Liverpool :: V539 listing details L0221985954 |
| 19 Sep 18 | West End Centre, Aldershot :: V762 listing details L0174273657 |
| 16 Sep 18 | Exeter Phoenix, Exeter :: V889 listing details L01976889156 |
| 15 Sep 18 | Sterts Arts Centre, Liskeard :: V878 listing details L2107300109 |
| 30 Jun 18 | The Southbank, Inner London :: V0324280152 listing details L02100499945 |
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| 8 Jun 17 to 10 Jun 17 | Soho Theatre, Inner London :: V1035 listing details L01979620778 |
| 21 May 17 | Bristol Beacon, Bristol :: V1410 listing details L01210814367 |
| 19 May 17 | Plough Arts Centre, Great Torrington :: V903 listing details L01326846519 |
| 11 Mar 17 | Anvil Arts, Basingstoke :: V765 listing details L0852056783 |
| 28 Jan 17 | Dorchester Arts Centre, Dorchester :: V1068 listing details L0718421638 |
| 21 Jan 17 | The Mill Arts Centre (formerly The Mill), Banbury :: V794 listing details L1794672484 |
| 2 Dec 16 | Salisbury Arts Centre, Salisbury :: V925 listing details L506658608 |
| 18 Nov 16 | Leicester Square Theatre, Inner London :: V0148424484 listing details L0978249788 |
| 5 Nov 16 | Unity Theatre, Liverpool :: V539 listing details L799155768 |
| 5 Oct 16 | The Lowry, Salford :: V0655996499 listing details L01731787052 |
| 7 May 16 | Southbank Centre, West End :: V423 listing details L0451179388 |
Mustard Cutter - T0818099181Chortle called Lyons' smash hit Edinburgh show "a joyous show of sparkling stand-up... crammed with anecdotes, routines, enactments and observations". Now the Mock the Week and Wright Stuff regular is taking Mustard Cutter on the road, serving up "proper laugh-out-loud one-liners" (The Herald) about anything from pan pipes to the price of lobster. | |
| 10 May 15 | The Lowry, Salford :: V0655996499 listing details L1876129765 |
| 5 May 15 | Bristol Beacon, Bristol :: V1410 listing details L0255784914 |
| 5 Jun 14 | The Southbank, Inner London :: V0324280152 listing details L02013410918 |
Pop Up Comic - T01863394991'Pop Up Comic' is energy packed, a combination of the silly, physical and the satirical. Zoe has taken a long hard look at the big issues of the day, binned them and focused her attention instead on some really important stuff. Why are there so many one-footed pigeons and motion sensitive air fresheners in the world? At a time when comedians are falling over themselves to get on telly Zoe has a few cautionary tales. Ever wondered what it is like to be the thickest contestant on University Challenge or what it feels like to be upstaged by a disabled dog on daytime TV? Zoe does and she isn't too proud to share. | |
| 6 Nov 14 | Unit 23 Live!, Totnes :: V043191642 listing details L0519357782 |
| 31 Jul 13 | The Other Palace, Inner London :: V806511856 listing details L029414912 |
| 30 Mar 13 | Norden Farm Centre for the Arts, Maidenhead :: V1294444431 listing details L0854684513 |
| 23 Mar 13 | West End Centre, Aldershot :: V762 listing details L1005435711 |
| 22 Mar 13 | South Street Arts Centre, Reading :: V736 listing details L1023905750 |
| 21 Mar 13 | Gordon Craig Theatre, Stevenage :: V53 listing details L515293513 |
| 20 Mar 13 | The Dukes, Lancaster :: V523 listing details L01897151914 |
| 15 Mar 13 to 17 Mar 13 | Soho Theatre, Inner London :: V1035 listing details L026436760 |
| 9 Mar 13 | Pound Arts Centre, Corsham :: V0512816281 listing details L2042165347 |
| 2 Mar 13 | Lemon Tree, Aberdeen :: V587 listing details L368456161 |
| 28 Feb 13 | The Rondo, Bath :: V855 listing details L885926186 |
| 27 Feb 13 | The Lowry, Salford :: V0655996499 listing details L0933377939 |
| 24 Feb 13 | Warwick Arts Centre, Coventry :: V156 listing details L725908976 |
| 23 Feb 13 | Floral Pavilion Theatre, New Brighton :: V541 listing details L01337476708 |
| 21 Feb 13 | Key Theatre, Peterborough :: V27 listing details L2064352231 |
| 20 Feb 13 | Roses Theatre, Tewkesbury :: V99 listing details L954130576 |
Pop-Up Comic - T0265305295A mixture of silliness, satire and caustic one liners from one of the UK's favourite comedians. She won't change the world but she will ask the big questions such as Dog Prams: why? As seen on the BBC's Michael McIntyre's Comedy Roadshow and Mock The Week, Dave's One Night Stand and The Wright Stuff. | |
| 14 Oct 12 | Brighton Dome, Brighton :: V655 listing details L1211262241 |
Clown Busting - T653156052Zoe Lyons (BBC2's Mock the Week and ITV's Paul O'Grady Show) has come to realise that life's too short and she's going to try to be happy... although the word 'try' sounds like there's effort involved and she's not particularly pleased about that. | |
| 14 Jul 11 | Arts Centre, Norwich :: V73 listing details L01016124257 |
| 8 Jul 11 | The Lights, Andover :: V01975093207 listing details L01326588294 |
| 10 Mar 11 to 12 Mar 11 | Soho Theatre, Inner London :: V1035 listing details L93810349 |
| 25 Feb 11 | artsdepot, Outer London :: V320 listing details L081055685 |
| 24 Feb 11 | The Cresset, Peterborough :: V28 listing details L01958816660 |
| 23 Feb 11 | The Dukes, Lancaster :: V523 listing details L291498742 |
| 12 Feb 11 | Parr Hall, Warrington :: V472 listing details L269406351 |
| 22 Oct 10 | Brighton Dome, Brighton :: V655 listing details L762607871 |
Miss Machismo - T1862367094If.Comedy nominee and multi-award winning comedienne Zoe Lyons presents an hour of punchy comedy that explores amongst other things, arming the elderly, human soup, and the Pope's remarks about the blurring of the genders. Zoe thought this was a curious comment from a man who insists on wearing a frock with pretty red shoes, but then people do say the strangest things. According to one audience member she encountered this year all lesbians pee standing up and you need balls to be a comedian. Well... OK then, Ladies and Gentlemen please welcome... Miss Machismo.Producer Objective Talent Management. | |
| 30 Jul 10 | Playhouse, Norwich :: V69 listing details L0686838935 |
Miss Machismo - T01468772650'Miss Machismo' is an all-new hour of punchy comedy that explores amongst other things, arming the elderly, human soup, and the Pope's remarks about the blurring of the genders. Zoe thought this was a curious comment from a man who insists on wearing a frock with pretty red shoes but then people do say the strangest things. According to one audience member she encountered this year all lesbians pee standing up and you need balls to be a comedian. Well... ok then, Ladies and Gentlemen please welcome... Miss Machismo. | |
| 13 Apr 10 | Cambridge Junction, Cambridge :: V23 listing details L01915180719 |
| 8 Apr 10 | Bloomsbury Theatre, Inner London :: V170 listing details L0875795193 |
| 29 Mar 10 | Gulbenkian Arts Centre, Canterbury :: V673 listing details L02134120390 |
| 5 Mar 10 | Dundee Repertory Theatre, Dundee :: V596 listing details L1461282081 |
| 16 Oct 09 to 17 Oct 09 | Brighton Dome, Brighton :: V655 listing details L741661769 |
Mangled Mantra of the Messed Up Modern Mind - T0242234920Zoe's mantra is mangled, the daily chants that ricochet around her head are all messed up. She knows she should grow up but she's far too busy being a middle-class binge drinker. Join Funny Women Award-winner Zoe Lyons for 'an hour of high octane hilarity' (Three Weeks) in this welcome return to Brighton Comedy Festival. | |
| 22 Mar 09 | The Tron, Glasgow :: V622 listing details L2009815347 |
| 15 Oct 08 | Brighton Dome, Brighton :: V655 listing details L900388499 |
| 10 Oct 08 | Arc Theatre, Trowbridge :: V881281219 listing details L01154020616 |
and Susan Calman - T1650746394Recession, disaster, Russians. It’s the end of the world and you, the audience, are the only survivors. Oh and Susan Calman. Together you must repopulate the world! No excuses. Join BAFTA award-winning comedian and Glaswegian fireball Susan Calman as she previews her all new show at BAC. | |
| 6 Mar 09 | BAC (Battersea Arts Centre), Inner London :: V168 listing details L0691063523 |
Lavender Girls - T1854177470Join in the frolics and fun as Lavender presents a night of lesbian comics featuring Zoe Lyons. Bursting onto the comedy circuit in 2004, Zoe won the prestigious Funny Women competition and reached the final of Channel 4’s ‘So You Think You’re Funny’ in the same year, and has since established herself as one of the country's leading comic talents. Supported by local talent Rosie Wilby and Lavender Scratch ’07 contender Jane Townend and local MC Emma Bowley. All artists have been selected or won the Nivea funny women awards. | |
| 11 Nov 08 | Unity Theatre, Liverpool :: V539 listing details L774811345 |
Fight or Flight - T01188285333If.comeddies Best Newcomer Nominee Zoe Lyons asks the question: is there nothing to fear but fear itself? What about wasps, ageing, commitment and monsters under the bed? Well enough is enough, no more miss scaredy pants, time to tackle fear head on. | |
| 28 Feb 08 to 29 Feb 08 | Soho Theatre, Inner London :: V1035 listing details L01973500107 |
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| 26 Feb 11 | Gordon Craig Theatre, Stevenage :: V53 listing details L02060756216 |
