| Venue | Theatre Royal |
| Town | Newcastle upon Tyne |
| County | Tyne and Wear |
| From | 2nd December 2008 |
| To | 17th January 2009 |
| When | Times vary, check with Box Office |
| Prices | From £6.50. To £25.00. |
| What is currently on at Theatre Royal (V570) | |
| Producer | Qdos |
| Author | Michael Harrison |
| Director | Michael Harrison |
| Music | Olly Ashmore |
| Lyrics | Olly Ashmore |
| Performer | Clive Webb |
| Performer | Danny Adams |
| Performer | Chris Hayward (Dame) |
| Performer | 3D Seahourse |
| Performer | Titan the Amazing Giant Robot |
| Performer | Phil Corbitt |
| Performer | Kathryn Rooney |
