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There's a danger of peace breaking out in the little two-up-two-down home of the Bradshaws. With Alf down the backyard in his 'office', and little Billy out playing and not asking for a budgie, Audrey sits darning socks and dreaming of winning a holiday in Torremonalisa and sipping Penis Colorados by the pool. But it cannot last. Audrey doesn't yet know that Alf has pinched her club money and lost it on a lame horse at Doncaster. Alf doesn't yet know that Audrey has volunteered him for a part in Billy's school panto. Billy doesn't yet know that the goose his dad brings home under the influence (his dad, not the goose) is not a pet. The plot thickens, and plots don't come much thicker than this.