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Alan B'Stard's Extremely Secret Weapon - T01376351551Parliament is in session and one of the shining stars of the New Labour cabinet takes his seat in the House. Meet Alan B’stard, impeccably pin-striped, nose aloft, stalking the corridors of power leaving a trail of devastation in his wake. Despite having a country to run, and regardless of who’s in Number 10, B’Stard is only concerned with joining the Trillionaires Club, and he doesn’t care how he gets the membership fee! This exclusive club boasts eight shadowy figures who own most of the world’s oil (three yanks, two Arabs, an Indian, a Russian and that guy who invented milk cartons). Condoleezza Rice has the key, but will she allow Alan access all areas? Join Alan B’Stard as Blair prepares for his farewell tour and the cabinet discuss the issues of the day – school dinners, unmarried mothers, what the Blairs will do next, and most importantly, should Beckham be reinstated as Captain… [Rik Mayall]’s (The Young Ones, Bottom) hilarious comedy creation is brought bang up to date in this new production by the writers of the original hit TV series, [Laurence Marks] and [Maurice Gran].Performer Rik Mayall. | |
| 2 Jul 07 to 7 Jul 07 | Richmond Theatre, Outer London :: V327 listing details L0605596188 |
| 25 Jun 07 to 30 Jun 07 | Churchill Theatre, Bromley :: V302 listing details L0703574580 |
| 18 Jun 07 to 23 Jun 07 | His Majesty's Theatre, Aberdeen :: V585 listing details L01007070721 |
| 4 Jun 07 to 9 Jun 07 | Mayflower Theatre, Southampton :: V774 listing details L1105784254 |
| 7 May 07 to 12 May 07 | Theatre Royal, Nottingham :: V458 listing details L1109458934 |
| 30 Apr 07 to 5 May 07 | New Theatre, Cardiff :: V823 listing details L1707996822 |
| 23 Apr 07 to 28 Apr 07 | Hull New Theatre, Hull :: V934 listing details L1224093908 |
| 9 Apr 07 to 14 Apr 07 | Theatre Royal, Brighton :: V657 listing details L01574895368 |
| 15 Mar 07 to 24 Mar 07 | New Wimbledon Theatre, Outer London :: V341 listing details L01799339172 |
| 3 Dec 06 to 27 Jan 07 | Trafalgar Studios (previously the Whitehall), West End :: V420 listing details L0484396754 |
Episode 2006: The Blair B'Stard Project - T0305281180Meet Alan B'Stard, impeccably pin-striped, nose aloft, stalking and corridors of power, leaving a trail of devastation in his wake. Will the most depraved and selfish politician of all-time be on top of Blair's caring New Labour Government? Will B'Stard find the weapons of mass destruction? And how did he get into the Labour Party? Is anybody safe?Producer Howard Panter (for the Ambassador Theatre Group). Producer David Ian (for Live Nation). Director Jennie Darnell. Performer Rik Mayall (Alan B'Stard). Performer Lysette Anthony (Arabella Lucretia B'Stard). Performer Garry Cooper (Frank). Performer Helen Baker (Flora). Performer Alexandra Gunn (Condoleeza). Performer Kamaal Hussein (Habibi). | |
| 24 Jul 06 to 29 Jul 06 | Milton Keynes Theatre, Milton Keynes :: V754 listing details L1873877953 |
| 17 Jul 06 to 22 Jul 06 | New Victoria Theatre, Woking :: V709 listing details L0129195328 |
| 10 Jul 06 to 15 Jul 06 | Theatre Royal, Plymouth :: V895 listing details L519785499 |
| 3 Jul 06 to 8 Jul 06 | The Hexagon, Reading :: V734 listing details L1949898434 |
| 26 Jun 06 to 1 Jul 06 | King's Theatre, Glasgow :: V613 listing details L498254693 |
| 19 Jun 06 to 24 Jun 06 | Opera House, Manchester :: V488 listing details L2036183924 |
| 12 Jun 06 to 17 Jun 06 | New Alexandra Theatre, Birmingham :: V140 listing details L1247912991 |
| 5 Jun 06 to 10 Jun 06 | Playhouse Theatre, Edinburgh :: V602 listing details L01403959570 |
| 29 May 06 to 3 Jun 06 | Churchill Theatre, Bromley :: V302 listing details L063101720 |
| 22 May 06 to 27 May 06 | Regent Theatre, Stoke-on-Trent :: V124 listing details L01108404253 |
| 15 May 06 to 20 May 06 | Grand Opera House, York :: V957 listing details L039586134 |
| 8 May 06 to 13 May 06 | New Theatre (formerly known as Apollo Theatre), Oxford :: V802 listing details L865909741 |
| 1 May 06 to 6 May 06 | Hippodrome, Bristol :: V856 listing details L193080092 |
| 24 Apr 06 to 29 Apr 06 | New Wimbledon Theatre, Outer London :: V341 listing details L0125443130 |
| 19 Apr 06 to 22 Apr 06 | Theatre Royal, Brighton :: V657 listing details L01670181556 |
