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Milton Jones - Milton: Impossible archiveMilton Jones is renowned for his string of surreal and unusual one-liners. On stage, hair gelled in 360 different directions, clothes half-spaceman, half '70s Bhs, he was Perrier Finalist of 1997 and Best Newcomer in 1996. His delivery is part weirdo, part childish, part punch drunk. Milton Jones reveals the truth about being an international spy, before being given a disappointing new identity which forced him to appear on Mock the Week and Live at the Apollo. But this is also a love story with the twist, or at least a really bad sprain. Just gloriously daft nonsense or is there a deeper meaning? Every man has his price. Sainsburys, where good food costs less. Milton Jones - Milton: Impossible website.

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Milton Jones

Milton Jones - Milton: Impossible

Milton Jones - Milton: Impossible (Comedy) production archive for QTIX code T1443693880. Details of all Milton Jones - Milton: Impossible archived productions can be found under the QTIX code: S5762

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24 Jan 23Epsom Playhouse
Epsom, Surrey
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30 Nov 22Brighton Komedia
Brighton, East Sussex
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27 Nov 22Bath Komedia
Bath, Bath & North East Somerset
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25 Nov 22Babbacombe Theatre
Torquay, Devon
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24 Nov 22Cheese and Grain
Frome, Somerset
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23 Nov 22Tivoli Theatre
Wimborne, Dorset
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20 Nov 22New Theatre
Cardiff, Glamorgan
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19 Nov 22Princess Royal Theatre
Port Talbot, Glamorgan
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18 Nov 22Exmouth Pavilion
Exmouth, Devon
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17 Nov 22Palace Theatre and Cinema
Bridport, Dorset
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16 Nov 22Everyman Theatre
Cheltenham, Gloucestershire
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11 Nov 22The Forum
Northallerton, North Yorkshire
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10 Nov 22Queen's Hall Arts Centre
Hexham, Northumberland
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9 Nov 22The Fire Station
Sunderland, Tyne and Wear
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8 Nov 22Spa Complex
Scarborough, North Yorkshire
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5 Nov 22Swan Theatre
Worcester, Worcestershire
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4 Nov 22The Maltings
Farnham, Surrey
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3 Nov 22artsdepot
Outer London, Greater London
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2 Nov 22Camberley Theatre (previously Artslink)
Camberley, Surrey
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1 Nov 22Hazlitt Theatre
Maidstone, Kent
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30 Oct 22Theatre Royal
Winchester, Hampshire
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29 Oct 22Capitol Horsham (formerly Horsham Arts Centre)
Horsham, West Sussex
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27 Oct 22Courtyard
Hereford, Herefordshire
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26 Oct 22Corn Exchange
Newbury, Berkshire
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20 Oct 22Lawrence Batley Theatre
Huddersfield, West Yorkshire
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19 Oct 22Town Hall
Birmingham, West Midlands
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16 Oct 22Tivoli Theatre
Aberdeen
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15 Oct 22Caird Hall
Dundee
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13 Oct 22Blackpool Grand Theatre
Blackpool, Lancashire
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12 Oct 22Castle Theatre
Wellingborough, Northamptonshire
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9 Oct 22St George's Hall
Bradford, West Yorkshire
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7 Oct 22ARC
Stockton-on-Tees, Cleveland
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6 Oct 22City Varieties Music Hall
Leeds, West Yorkshire
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4 Oct 22Redgrave Theatre
Bristol, City of Bristol
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3 Oct 22Assembly Hall Theatre
Tunbridge Wells, Kent
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30 Sep 22Hall for Cornwall
Truro, Cornwall
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23 Sep 22Castlefield Bowl
Castlefield, Greater Manchester
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30 May 22Villa Marina and Gaiety Theatre
Douglas, Isle of Man
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28 May 22O2 Guildhall Southampton
Southampton, Hampshire
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27 May 22Wellsprings Leisure Centre
Taunton, Somerset
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25 May 22Corn Exchange
Bedford, Bedfordshire
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24 May 22Hull City Hall
Hull, Humberside
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22 May 22King George's Hall
Blackburn, Lancashire
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20 May 22Warwick Arts Centre
Coventry, West Midlands
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19 May 22The Auditorium
Grimsby, North Lincolnshire
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18 May 22City Hall
Sheffield, South Yorkshire
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17 May 22Richmond Theatre
Outer London, Greater London
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13 May 22Earls Court
Inner London, Greater London
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26 Feb 22The Winding Wheel
Chesterfield, Derbyshire
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24 Feb 22Civic Hall
Trowbridge, Wiltshire
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17 Feb 22Queen's Hall
Edinburgh
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16 Feb 22The Pavilion
Glasgow
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15 Feb 22Music Hall
Aberdeen
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12 Feb 22The Lowry
Salford, Greater Manchester
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10 Feb 22Plaza Theatre
Stockport, Cheshire
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8 Feb 22Grand Theatre
Lancaster, Lancashire
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4 Feb 22De La Warr Pavilion
Bexhill-on-Sea, East Sussex
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2 Feb 22Rose Theatre Kingston
Kingston, Surrey
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30 Nov 21Villa Marina and Gaiety Theatre
Douglas, Isle of Man
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27 Nov 21The Hawth
Crawley, West Sussex
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17 Nov 21Leas Cliff Hall
Folkestone, Kent
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16 Nov 21The Central Theatre
Chatham, Kent
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14 Nov 21Waterside Theatre
Aylesbury, Buckinghamshire
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10 Nov 21The Core at Corby Cube
Corby, Northamptonshire
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9 Nov 21Telford Theatre
Telford, Shropshire
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6 Nov 21G-Live
Guildford, Surrey
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5 Nov 21The Hexagon
Reading, Berkshire
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2 Nov 21Beck Theatre
Outer London, Greater London
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1 Nov 21Epsom Playhouse
Epsom, Surrey
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30 Oct 21Forum Theatre
Billingham, Cleveland
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28 Oct 21Alive Corn Exchange
Kings Lynn, Norfolk
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27 Oct 21Grove Theatre
Dunstable, Bedfordshire
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24 Oct 21Alexandra Theatre
Birmingham, West Midlands
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21 Oct 21Gala Theatre
Durham, County Durham
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20 Oct 21Tyne Theatre and Opera House
Newcastle upon Tyne, Tyne and Wear
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19 Oct 21Town Hall
Middlesbrough, Cleveland
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13 Oct 21Royal Spa Centre
Leamington Spa, Warwickshire
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12 Oct 21Theatre Severn
Shrewsbury, Shropshire
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8 Oct 21King George's Hall
Blackburn, Lancashire
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6 Oct 21Hull City Hall
Hull, Humberside
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5 Oct 21Harrogate Theatre
Harrogate, North Yorkshire
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2 Oct 21Shanklin Theatre
Shanklin, Isle of Wight
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1 Oct 21O2 Guildhall Southampton
Southampton, Hampshire
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28 Sep 21Cliffs Pavilion
Southend-on-Sea, Essex
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24 Sep 21Assembly Hall
Worthing, West Sussex
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22 Sep 21Corn Exchange
Bedford, Bedfordshire
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21 Sep 21Royal & Derngate
Northampton, Northamptonshire
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19 Sep 21Lyceum Theatre
Crewe, Cheshire
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18 Sep 21Middleton Arena
Middleton, Greater Manchester
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17 Sep 21Baths Hall
Scunthorpe, North Lincolnshire
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16 Sep 21City Hall
Sheffield, South Yorkshire
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15 Sep 21The Auditorium
Grimsby, North Lincolnshire
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12 Sep 21Richmond Theatre
Outer London, Greater London
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10 Sep 21Wellsprings Leisure Centre
Taunton, Somerset
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9 Sep 21Pavilions
Plymouth, Devon
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8 Sep 21Exeter Corn Exchange
Exeter, Devon
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6 Sep 21Theatre Royal
Norwich, Norfolk
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4 Sep 21Queen's Theatre
Barnstaple, Devon
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3 Sep 21Princess Theatre
Torquay, Devon
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1 Sep 21The Playhouse
Weston-super-Mare, North Somerset
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28 Aug 21Union Chapel
Inner London, Greater London
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31 Jul 21HMV Coventry Empire
Coventry, West Midlands
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16 Jul 21Y Theatre
Leicester, Leicestershire
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10 Jul 21HMV Coventry Empire
Coventry, West Midlands
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31 May 21Lowther Pavilion
Lytham St Annes, Lancashire
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30 May 21M&S Bank Arena (formerly Liverpool Echo Arena)
Liverpool, Merseyside
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28 May 21Newark Palace
Newark, Nottinghamshire
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26 May 21O2 Shepherd's Bush Empire
Outer London, Greater London
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21 May 21Weymouth Pavilion Complex
Weymouth, Dorset
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14 May 21Plaza Theatre
Stockport, Cheshire
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13 May 21Octagon Theatre
Yeovil, Somerset
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12 May 21Margate Winter Gardens
Margate, Kent
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8 May 21Union Chapel
Inner London, Greater London
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6 May 21The Pavilion
Glasgow
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4 May 21Warwick Arts Centre
Coventry, West Midlands
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19 Feb 21Town Hall
Leeds, West Yorkshire
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12 Feb 21Colosseum
Watford, Hertfordshire
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16 Jan 21Union Chapel
Inner London, Greater London
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17 Oct 20Warwick Arts Centre
Coventry, West Midlands
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16 Oct 20The Winding Wheel
Chesterfield, Derbyshire
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10 Oct 20Villa Marina and Gaiety Theatre
Douglas, Isle of Man
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9 Oct 20Plaza Theatre
Stockport, Cheshire
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8 Oct 20Walsall Arena and Forest Arts Centre
Walsall, West Midlands
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9 Aug 20Brent Cross Shopping Centre
Outer London, Greater London
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6 Jun 20Union Chapel
Inner London, Greater London
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25 Apr 203Olympia Theatre
Dublin, Ireland
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23 Apr 20An Grianan Theatre
Letterkenny, Donegal
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21 Apr 20Town Hall Theatre
Galway, Ireland
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20 Apr 20Cork Opera House
Cork, Ireland
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12 Apr 20Churchill Theatre
Bromley, Kent
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5 Apr 20City Hall
Salisbury, Wiltshire
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3 Apr 20Guildhall
Portsmouth, Hampshire
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2 Apr 20Pavilion Theatre
Bournemouth, Dorset
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1 Apr 20Royal & Derngate
Northampton, Northamptonshire
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29 Mar 20The Cresset
Peterborough, Cambridgeshire
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26 Mar 20Beck Theatre
Outer London, Greater London
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25 Mar 20The Harlequin
Redhill, Surrey
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20 Mar 20Baths Hall
Scunthorpe, North Lincolnshire
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19 Mar 20Town Hall
Leeds, West Yorkshire
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18 Mar 20Hull City Hall
Hull, Humberside
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13 Mar 20Corn Exchange
Cambridge, Cambridgeshire
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12 Mar 20Town Hall
Cheltenham, Gloucestershire
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11 Mar 20St David's Hall
Cardiff, Glamorgan
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10 Mar 20Grand Theatre
Swansea, Glamorgan
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8 Mar 20Buxton Opera House
Buxton, Derbyshire
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7 Mar 20Town Hall
Falkirk
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6 Mar 20Alhambra
Dunfermline, Fife
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5 Mar 20Sands Centre
Carlisle, Cumbria
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4 Mar 20Brewery Arts Centre
Kendal, Cumbria
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1 Mar 20Wyvern Theatre
Swindon, Wiltshire
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29 Feb 20Pavilions
Plymouth, Devon
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28 Feb 20O2 Guildhall Southampton
Southampton, Hampshire
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27 Feb 20Ipswich Regent
Ipswich, Suffolk
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26 Feb 20Anvil Arts
Basingstoke, Hampshire
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23 Feb 20Victoria Theatre
Halifax, West Yorkshire
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22 Feb 20York Barbican Centre
York, North Yorkshire
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21 Feb 20Victoria Hall
Stoke-on-Trent, Staffordshire
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20 Feb 20William Aston Hall
Wrexham
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19 Feb 20Parr Hall
Warrington, Cheshire
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16 Feb 20New Theatre
Oxford, Oxfordshire
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15 Feb 20De Montfort Hall
Leicester, Leicestershire
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13 Feb 20Colosseum
Watford, Hertfordshire
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12 Feb 20Princes Hall
Aldershot, Hampshire
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9 Feb 20Wycombe Swan
High Wycombe, Buckinghamshire
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8 Feb 20Warwick Arts Centre
Coventry, West Midlands
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7 Feb 20Dudley Town Hall
Dudley, Staffordshire
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6 Feb 20Alban Arena
St Albans, Hertfordshire
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5 Feb 20Assembly Hall Theatre
Tunbridge Wells, Kent
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2 Feb 20Lincoln Performing Arts Centre
Lincoln, Lincolnshire
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1 Feb 20Theatre Royal
Nottingham, Nottinghamshire
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31 Jan 20Arts and Leisure Centre
Stevenage, Hertfordshire
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29 Jan 20
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30 Jan 20
Theatre Royal
Brighton, East Sussex
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26 Jan 20New Victoria Theatre
Woking, Surrey
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25 Jan 20White Rock Theatre
Hastings, East Sussex
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24 Jan 20Charter Hall
Colchester, Essex
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23 Jan 20Dorking Halls
Dorking, Surrey
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22 Jan 20The Orchard
Dartford, Kent
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21 Jan 20Hertford Theatre
Hertford, Hertfordshire
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17 Jan 20Harrow Arts Centre
Outer London, Greater London
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16 Jan 20Ashcroft Arts Centre
Fareham, Hampshire
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15 Jan 20Artrix
Bromsgrove, Worcestershire
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2 Dec 19Theatre Royal
Winchester, Hampshire
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18 Nov 19Camberley Theatre (previously Artslink)
Camberley, Surrey
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14 Oct 19Old Rep
Birmingham, West Midlands
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11 Oct 19Kettering Arts Centre
Kettering, Northamptonshire
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4 Oct 19Bush Hall
Outer London, Greater London
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1 Aug 19
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18 Aug 19
Assembly Hall
Edinburgh
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29 Jul 19Cambridge Junction
Cambridge, Cambridgeshire
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23 Jul 19Redgrave Theatre
Bristol, City of Bristol
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14 Jul 19The Mill Arts Centre (formerly The Mill)
Banbury, Oxfordshire
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8 Jul 19Wyllyotts Theatre
Potters Bar, Hertfordshire
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2 Jul 19Brighton Komedia
Brighton, East Sussex
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24 Jun 19Arts Centre
Colchester, Essex
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17 Jun 19
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19 Jun 19
Soho Theatre
Inner London, Greater London
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10 Jun 19The Glee Club Birmingham
Birmingham, West Midlands
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15 May 19Bath Komedia
Bath, Bath & North East Somerset
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1 May 19Norden Farm Centre for the Arts
Maidenhead, Berkshire
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17 Apr 19Palace Theatre
Redditch, Worcestershire
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16 Apr 19Rhoda McGaw Theatre
Woking, Surrey
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11 Apr 19West End Centre
Aldershot, Hampshire
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9 Apr 19The Glee Club Oxford
Oxford, Oxfordshire
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26 Mar 19The Core (formerly the Library Theatre Arts Complex)
Solihull, West Midlands
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22 Mar 19Braintree Arts Theatre
Braintree, Essex
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16 Mar 19Pleasance
Inner London, Greater London
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