Not Now Bernard is a fast moving physical comedy about how quickly we grow up, and have children of our own. Are Barnard's parents ignoring him, or are they just too busy to listen to everything he has to say? When they are not rushing through their hectic day, they are so tired that they daydream about holidays, and remember what they wanted to do when they were kids. It's no wonder they don't miss Bernard, when they still feel like 12 year olds themselves!


Book by: David McKee
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Archive listings for Not Now Bernard

Work type: Kids show.


Producer Unicorn. Adapted by Sarah Argent.
27 May 18 to 1 Jul 18Unicorn Theatre, Inner London :: V103615241
listing details L1159351370

& Other Monster Stories - T1631351780

Presented byMercury Theatre Colchester.
28 Feb 16Theatre Royal, Winchester :: V782
listing details L01461698696
12 Feb 16 to 21 Feb 16Polka Theatre for Children, Outer London :: V324
listing details L1036377996
5 Feb 16 to 6 Feb 16Theatre Royal, Bury St Edmunds :: V76
listing details L0811491495
27 Oct 15 to 31 Oct 15Mercury Theatre, Colchester :: V37
listing details L0721773489


Age guide: For under 5sProducer Unicorn. Director Ellen McDougall. Design James Button. Sound Elena Pena. Lighting Phil Clarke.
7 May 14 to 10 May 14Traverse Theatre, Edinburgh :: V605
listing details L0315666101
26 Apr 14 to 27 Apr 14Lakeside Arts Centre, Nottingham :: V0165922284
listing details L01548568164
23 Apr 14 to 1 May 14Unicorn Theatre, Inner London :: V103615241
listing details L343934157
15 Apr 14 to 19 Apr 14Sherman Theatre, Cardiff :: V824
listing details L0459257089
10 Apr 14 to 12 Apr 14Theatre Royal, Bath :: V854
listing details L0739381479
6 Apr 14Waterside Arts Centre, Sale :: V0383692381
listing details L939651687
4 Apr 14Z-Arts, Manchester :: V1354693505
listing details L01648063992
29 Mar 14 to 30 Mar 14Derby Theatre, Derby :: V1830193620
listing details L01933462049

And Other Monster Stories - T1793847092

Company New Perspectives Theatre Company.
9 Dec 05 to 11 Dec 05Guildhall Theatre, Derby :: V994
listing details L561871209
3 Dec 05Buxton Opera House, Buxton :: V424
listing details L1805185012
19 Nov 05Wonderarts (formerly The Citadel Arts), St Helens :: V545
listing details L0843608340
12 Nov 05Northcott Theatre, Exeter :: V886
listing details L463873164
29 Oct 05Swindon Arts Centre, Swindon :: V927
listing details L35628705
27 Oct 05The Point, Eastleigh :: V1114
listing details L1610535804
25 Oct 05Darlington Arts Centre, Darlington :: V563
listing details L01772886305
24 Oct 05Square Chapel Arts Centre, Halifax :: V1098014226
listing details L103090597

And Other Monster Stories - T02062747906

Company Theatre First. Adapted by Daniel Buckroyd. Director Daniel Buckroyd. Design Emma Cains. Music Carlton Edwards. Performer Adam Ward. Performer Milenka James. Performer Verity Hewlett.
4 Oct 03The Met, Bury :: V476
listing details L2001272895
27 Sep 03Haymarket Theatre, Basingstoke :: V764
listing details L0336639123
19 Sep 03Dorchester Arts Centre, Dorchester :: V1068
listing details L089218522
13 Sep 03Octagon Theatre, Bolton :: V480
listing details L01084690350
14 Jun 03Town Hall, Loughborough :: V02111941779
listing details L708635168
1 Jun 03Arts Depot, Outer London :: V320
listing details L65938064
28 May 03Pegasus Theatre, Oxford :: V801
listing details L01662344205
27 May 03Oakengates Theatre at The Place, Telford :: V110
listing details L2018764649
18 May 03The Albany, Outer London :: V294
listing details L171187816
3 May 03Theatre Royal, Winchester :: V782
listing details L907536786
1 May 03Tacchi-Morris Arts Centre, Taunton :: V01603938282
listing details L0941460165
22 Apr 03 to 24 Apr 03New Wolsey Theatre, Ipswich :: V81
listing details L129298366
19 Apr 03The Maltings, Farnham :: V701
listing details L1966287454
11 Mar 03 to 16 Mar 03NST Campus, Southampton :: V776
listing details L467133690
3 Mar 03 to 5 Mar 03Thameside Theatre, Grays :: V39
listing details L01500159257
28 Feb 03Corn Exchange, Newbury :: V732
listing details L2028948935
26 Feb 03De La Warr Pavilion, Bexhill-on-Sea :: V651
listing details L1417524617
23 Feb 03Victoria Theatre, Halifax :: V969
listing details L02061930979
19 Feb 03Jacksons Lane, Outer London :: V312
listing details L023882268
15 Feb 03Brewery Arts Centre, Kendal :: V6
listing details L0350979972
8 Feb 03Blackpool Grand Theatre, Blackpool :: V518
listing details L01524021717
1 Feb 03Arc Theatre, Trowbridge :: V881281219
listing details L205849199
25 Jan 03Gulbenkian Arts Centre, Canterbury :: V673
listing details L01039861305
3 Nov 02Arts Depot, Outer London :: V320
listing details L1090085879
31 Oct 02Warwick Arts Centre, Coventry :: V156
listing details L01427430690
27 Oct 02The Maltings, Berwick-on-Tweed :: V986
listing details L01732303343
12 Oct 02Wycombe Swan, High Wycombe :: V749
listing details L2030794795
28 Sep 02NST Campus, Southampton :: V776
listing details L02129458771


Adapted by Daniel Buckroyd. Director Daniel Buckroyd.
9 Oct 02Stantonbury Theatre, Milton Keynes :: V752
listing details L163224569

Other listings

4 May 03Trinity Theatre and Arts Centre, Tunbridge Wells :: V691
listing details L02033822549
23 Oct 02Chipping Norton Theatre, Chipping Norton :: V795
listing details L02032332189
17 Oct 01 to 18 Oct 01Gilmorehill G12, Glasgow :: V1423875763
listing details L1266805833

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