Bernard is planning a cosy Parisian weekend with his mistress. He's booked a cordon bleu cook, There's just one slight problem - his wife! Destined to spend the weekend at her mothers, Jacqueline cancels the trip at the last minute, throwing Bernard's plans into complete disarray. Faced with impending disaster, Bernard resorts to desperate measures to hide his wayward love-life! It's an evening filled with mistaken identities, bribery and deception as plans go disastrously awry. Chaos and confusion reign as Bernard juggles his mistress, his wife, her lover, the cook. and the cook's husband - leaving the hapless Robert to take all the blame! Who is the real Suzy and exactly whose mistress is she? Will Bernard's secret be discovered? And just why is Jacqueline so upset by Robert's new found love? All will be revealed in this hilarious tale of adultery and farcical improvisation as a weekend of passion turns into a nuptial nightmare!| 4 Nov 03 to 8 Nov 03 | Coliseum Theatre Oldham, Greater Manchester Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 28 Jul 03 to 2 Aug 03 | New Victoria Theatre Woking, Surrey Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 21 Jul 03 to 26 Jul 03 | Richmond Theatre Outer London, Greater London Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 14 Jul 03 to 19 Jul 03 | Theatre Royal Nottingham, Nottinghamshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 7 Jul 03 to 12 Jul 03 | Malvern Theatres Malvern, Worcestershire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 30 Jun 03 to 5 Jul 03 | Everyman Theatre Cheltenham, Gloucestershire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 24 Jun 03 to 28 Jun 03 | The Playhouse Weston-super-Mare, North Somerset Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 16 Jun 03 to 21 Jun 03 | Regent Theatre Stoke-on-Trent, Staffordshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 2 Jun 03 to 7 Jun 03 | Gordon Craig Theatre Stevenage, Hertfordshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 27 May 03 to 1 Jun 03 | Pier Theatre Bournemouth, Dorset Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 19 May 03 to 24 May 03 | Mercury Theatre Colchester, Essex Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 5 May 03 to 9 May 03 | Southend Palace Theatre Westcliff-on-Sea, Essex Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 29 Apr 03 to 4 May 03 | Pier Theatre Bournemouth, Dorset Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 8 Apr 03 to 12 Apr 03 | Buxton Opera House Buxton, Derbyshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 18 Nov 02 to 23 Nov 02 | The Lowry Salford, Greater Manchester Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 11 Nov 02 to 16 Nov 02 | New Theatre Royal Lincoln, Lincolnshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 4 Nov 02 to 9 Nov 02 | Blackpool Grand Theatre Blackpool, Lancashire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 29 Oct 02 to 2 Nov 02 | The Hawth Crawley, West Sussex Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 21 Oct 02 to 26 Oct 02 | Yvonne Arnaud Theatre Guildford, Surrey Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 8 Oct 02 to 12 Oct 02 | Darlington Hippodrome (formerly Civic Theatre) Darlington, County Durham Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 23 Sep 02 to 28 Sep 02 | Theatr Clwyd Mold, Flintshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 16 Sep 02 to 21 Sep 02 | Key Theatre Peterborough, Cambridgeshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
