The Cobbler's Arms - an unstoppable force in amateur rugby league! These guys mean business; with terrifying tactics and frightening physiques, they're indestructible and they know it! Or are they? Arthur Hoyle doesn't think so... and he'll stake his house on that! An impulsive bet with local Mr Big, Reg Welsh, says that Arthur can train any team to crucify the Cobblers. So, armed with burning ambition, he sets about kicking his beer swilling motley crew into shape. Can they make the impossible possible? Can they conquer the Cobblers? This play contains some strong language and is not suitable for children.| 23 Nov 99 | Ashcroft Arts Centre Fareham, Hampshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 20 Nov 99 | Rosehill Theatre Whitehaven, Cumbria Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 17 Nov 99 | Guildhall Arts Centre Grantham, Lincolnshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 8 Nov 99 | Newark Palace Newark, Nottinghamshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 5 Nov 99 to 6 Nov 99 | The Harlequin Redhill, Surrey Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 31 Oct 99 | City Varieties Music Hall Leeds, West Yorkshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 25 Oct 99 | The Forum Barrow-in-Furness, Cumbria Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 16 Oct 99 | Prince of Wales Centre Cannock, Staffordshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 7 Oct 99 | Civic Centre Theatre Aylesbury, Buckinghamshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 30 Sep 99 to 2 Oct 99 | Guildhall Theatre Derby, Derbyshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 21 Sep 99 to 25 Sep 99 | Theatre Royal Bath, Bath & North East Somerset Performance Details => Venue archive |
