Ooh Lord what a carry on! Star crossed lovers, Eddie and Crystal have booked for passion by the pier in a saucy seaside hotel for the weekend. Can they circumnavigate the perils of romance, will true love blossom in the confines of the candlewick bedspread, can Eddie come to terms with his loves awful dress sense and will Crystal succumb to the charms of his Groucho moustache? Love in the nineties, can it survive?| 27 May 99 | Corn Exchange Newbury, Berkshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 26 May 99 | Connaught Theatre Worthing, West Sussex Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 4 May 99 to 5 May 99 | Torch Theatre Milford Haven, Pembrokeshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 16 Apr 99 | Merlin Theatre Frome, Somerset Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 14 Apr 99 | Roses Theatre Tewkesbury, Gloucestershire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 8 Apr 99 | Castle Theatre Wellingborough, Northamptonshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 23 Mar 99 | Regal Centre Worksop, Nottinghamshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 13 Mar 99 | Leighton Buzzard Theatre Leighton Buzzard, Bedfordshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 11 Mar 99 | Swindon Arts Centre Swindon, Wiltshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 15 Feb 99 to 6 Mar 99 | Hull Truck Theatre Hull, Humberside Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 15 Feb 99 to 6 Mar 99 | Hull Truck Theatre Hull, Humberside Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 16 Jun 98 to 20 Jun 98 | Hull Truck Theatre Hull, Humberside Performance Details => Venue archive |
