The events in this blackest of comedies take place on the day of a murdered woman's funeral. The coffin dominates the stage, but where is the body? And where is the stolen loot from the recent bank robbery? What is the secret history of the much married nurse? Just how close is the friendship between Dennis and Hal? And why does the man from the water board seem to be conducting a murder inquiry?| 28 Jun 99 to 3 Jul 99 | Theatre Royal Bath, Bath & North East Somerset Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 28 Jun 99 to 3 Jul 99 | Theatre Royal Bath, Bath & North East Somerset Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 21 Jun 99 to 26 Jun 99 | Theatre Royal Newcastle upon Tyne, Tyne and Wear Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 7 Jun 99 to 12 Jun 99 | His Majesty's Theatre Aberdeen Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 24 May 99 to 29 May 99 | Theatre Royal Norwich, Norfolk Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 17 May 99 to 22 May 99 | The Hexagon Reading, Berkshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 17 May 99 to 22 May 99 | The Hexagon Reading, Berkshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 10 May 99 to 15 May 99 | Grand Theatre Swansea, Glamorgan Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 10 May 99 to 15 May 99 | Grand Theatre Swansea, Glamorgan Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 4 May 99 to 8 May 99 | Lighthouse (previously known as Poole Arts Centre) Poole, Dorset Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 26 Apr 99 to 1 May 99 | Blackpool Grand Theatre Blackpool, Lancashire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 19 Apr 99 to 24 Apr 99 | Grand Opera House Belfast Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 5 Apr 99 to 10 Apr 99 | Cliffs Pavilion Southend-on-Sea, Essex Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 29 Mar 99 to 3 Apr 99 | Key Theatre Peterborough, Cambridgeshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 15 Mar 99 to 20 Mar 99 | Chichester Festival Theatre Chichester, West Sussex Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 8 Mar 99 to 13 Mar 99 | Fairfield Halls Outer London, Greater London Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 1 Mar 99 to 6 Mar 99 | Theatre Royal Brighton, East Sussex Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 1 Mar 99 to 6 Mar 99 | Theatre Royal Brighton, East Sussex Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 23 Feb 99 to 27 Feb 99 | Yvonne Arnaud Theatre Guildford, Surrey Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 23 Feb 99 to 27 Feb 99 | Yvonne Arnaud Theatre Guildford, Surrey Performance Details => Venue archive |
