Ooh Lord what a carry on! Star crossed lovers, Eddie and Crystal have booked for passion by the pier in a saucy seaside hotel for the weekend. Can they circumnavigate the perils of romance, will true love blossom in the confines of the candlewick bedspread, can Eddie come to terms with his loves awful dress sense and will Crystal succumb to the charms of his Groucho moustache? Love in the nineties, can it survive?| 7 May 14 | Brewery Arts Centre Kendal, Cumbria Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 1 May 14 to 3 May 14 | Harrogate Theatre Harrogate, North Yorkshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 19 Apr 14 | Square Chapel Arts Centre Halifax, West Yorkshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 9 Apr 14 | Courtyard Hereford, Herefordshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 25 Nov 04 | Wyeside Arts Centre Builth Wells, Powys Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 19 Nov 04 | Forum Studio Theatre (formerly the Chester Gateway) Chester, Cheshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 17 Nov 04 | Newark Palace Newark, Nottinghamshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 12 Nov 04 | Arts Centre Rotherham, South Yorkshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 9 Nov 04 | Chelmsford Theatre Chelmsford, Essex Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 2 Nov 04 | Guildhall Theatre Derby, Derbyshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 1 Nov 04 | Castle Theatre Wellingborough, Northamptonshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 30 Oct 04 | Middlesbrough Theatre Middlesbrough, Cleveland Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 27 Oct 04 | Pavilion Theatre Rhyl, Denbighshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 23 Oct 04 | The Rondo Bath, Bath & North East Somerset Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 22 Oct 04 | Arc Theatre Trowbridge, Wiltshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 15 Oct 04 to 16 Oct 04 | Yvonne Arnaud Theatre Guildford, Surrey Performance Details => Venue archive |
