When a hugely bankable star agrees to appear in a sure-fire commercial hit, film producers Bobby Gould and Charlie Fox are convinced this is the break of a lifetime. That is until Karen, a temporary secretary, derails the dream. When she persuades Bobby to dump the blockbuster in favour of a story which can only be described as box-office poison, Charlie is forced to resort to desperate measures... The original Broadway production starred Madonna while the British premiere was produced by the National in 1989.| 1 Dec 98 to 3 Dec 98 | Sherman Theatre Cardiff, Glamorgan Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 17 Nov 98 to 21 Nov 98 | Playhouse Salisbury, Wiltshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 5 Nov 98 | Ashcroft Arts Centre Fareham, Hampshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 19 Oct 98 to 21 Oct 98 | mac birmingham - Midlands Arts Centre Birmingham, West Midlands Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 13 Oct 98 to 17 Oct 98 | Theatre Royal Bath, Bath & North East Somerset Performance Details => Venue archive |
