The Twits is the story of Mr and Mrs Twit, a very happy couple, but seldom happy at the same time. What really makes them happy is playing nasty tricks on each other. Mr Twit is a born twit whose beard has hundreds of bits of old breakfasts, lunches and dinners on it. Mrs Twit is no better - she has a glass eye which she likes to drop in her husband's beer saying "I told you I was watching you. I've got eyes everywhere so you'd better be careful." The best word to describe them is DISGUSTING.| 17 Feb 04 to 21 Feb 04 | White Rock Theatre Hastings, East Sussex Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 9 Dec 03 to 13 Jan 04 | Bloomsbury Theatre Inner London, Greater London Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 11 Nov 03 to 15 Nov 03 | Princess Theatre Torquay, Devon Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 4 Nov 03 to 8 Nov 03 | Grand Opera House York, North Yorkshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 21 Oct 03 to 1 Nov 03 | Belgrade Theatre Coventry, West Midlands Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 14 Oct 03 to 18 Oct 03 | Empire Theatre Sunderland, Tyne and Wear Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 7 Oct 03 to 11 Oct 03 | New Theatre Oxford, Oxfordshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 30 Sep 03 to 4 Oct 03 | Palace Theatre Manchester, Greater Manchester Performance Details => Venue archive |
