The Twits is the story of Mr and Mrs Twit, a very happy couple, but seldom happy at the same time. What really makes them happy is playing nasty tricks on each other. Mr Twit is a born twit whose beard has hundreds of bits of old breakfasts, lunches and dinners on it. Mrs Twit is no better - she has a glass eye which she likes to drop in her husband's beer saying "I told you I was watching you. I've got eyes everywhere so you'd better be careful." The best word to describe them is DISGUSTING.| 5 Apr 17 to 16 Apr 17 | Rose Theatre Kingston Kingston Surrey |
| 28 Mar 17 to 1 Apr 17 | NST Campus Southampton Hampshire |
| 20 Mar 17 to 25 Mar 17 | Northern Stage Newcastle upon Tyne Tyne and Wear |
| 27 Feb 17 to 4 Mar 17 | Northcott Theatre Exeter Devon |
| 21 Feb 17 to 25 Feb 17 | Everyman & Playhouse Liverpool Merseyside |
| 3 Feb 17 to 4 Feb 17 | Theatre Royal Brighton East Sussex |
| 31 Jan 17 | Theatre Royal Brighton East Sussex |
| 24 Jan 17 to 28 Jan 17 | Waterside Theatre Aylesbury Buckinghamshire |
| 10 Dec 16 to 15 Jan 17 | Curve Leicester Leicestershire |
