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Satirical Operetta. It tells the story of an American arms dealer who arrives on the imaginary Caribbean Island of Santa Maria, and incites it to an arms race with its neighbour. The work contains many contemporary topical references: dictators, arms dealers, weapons of mass destruction. Arms and the Cow also follows two village lovers planning their wedding whose only possession, a cow is confiscated to pay the emergency tax levied because of the arms bought. The work is full of pungent satire and rowdy, raunchy humour, with traditional waltzes, can-cans, and Caribbean-feel numbers. New Production. Sung in English

Performers Mary Plazas (Juanita Sanchez to May 24), Deborah Norman (from Jun 3), Leonardo Capalbo (Juan), Adrian Clarke (Jones), Jeffrey Lawton (President Mandez), Robert Burt (Ximenez), Donald Maxwell (General Garcia Conchas), Beverley Klein (Madame Odette).
Music Kurt Weill. Producer Bregenz Festival. Producer Vienna Volksoper. Company Opera North. Director David Pountney. Conductor James Holmes. Translation Jeremy Samms. Translation David Pountney. Design Duncan Hayler. Lighting Marjus Holdermann. Costume Duncan Hayler. Choreographer Craig Revel Horwood.

Arms and the Cow

Arms and the Cow (Opera or Operetta) production archive for QTIX code T0207459675. Details of all Arms and the Cow archived productions can be found under the QTIX code: S1064943540

Archive Listings

14 Jun 06His Majesty's Theatre
9 Jun 06
13 Jun 06
Grand Theatre and Opera House
West Yorkshire
3 Jun 06Sheffield Theatres
South Yorkshire
24 May 06Hull New Theatre
18 May 06
20 May 06
Theatre Royal
Newcastle upon Tyne
Tyne and Wear
13 May 06The Lowry
Greater Manchester
6 May 06Theatre Royal
27 Apr 06Theatre Royal
30 Mar 06
1 Apr 06
Alhambra Theatre
West Yorkshire

UKTW News/Reviews


User Reviews

USER (31Mar06): This has the be the worst operetta doing the rounds at the moment, if not of all time. Sitting in row M of the stalls at the Alhambra, Bradford, the orchestra swamped the vocal parts which were barely understandable. The set design and costume should get some mention as being the only notable exception to what was otherwise an appalling production of an equally appalling opera. The opening makes little sense the whole plot is fractured and pointless the characters are bland, tedious and calling them one dimensional is really praising them too much. Anyone who survives through the interval and goes back for more of this guff should either be given a medal or free psychiatric counselling. I am a great fan of Opera North but if this had been my introduction to the company I wouldn't have been coming back to see them again. Apart from the set design the only reason to see this is to look at how an opera should not be choreographed, written and performed. The lyrics have to be the worst ever devised and elevates the singing frog to an art form. In fairness to the performers they were probably stifled by everything else, Jeffery Lawton and Donald Maxwell make the best of what was a, truely gut wrenchingly, bad deal.

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