CORONAVIRUS: All UK venues closed on 16th March 2020 and there is currently no planned general re-opening time. Some venues are showing on-line productions or outside productions - even a few covid safe internal ones and a number of tours and shows have been rescheduled for later in 2020 and throughout 2021. A few pantomimes may be possible but we await a relaxing of the rules for theatres from the Government.
An unscrupulous landlord, Sergeant Bouncer, has hit on a capital plan for maximising his income: he rents out his spare room both to Mr. Cox, who works all day for a hatter and doesn't come home till night, and to Mr. Box, who works all night at a newspaper printer's and doesn't come home till morning. So Sergeant Bouncer gets double rent for his room, and neither of his tenants is any the wiser! What could possibly go wrong?