Alice, the widow of a famous sculptor, is approached by a publisher, who arrives with a sexy young gigolo in tow and a proposal to publish the late sculptor's memoirs. Alice thinks the past holds no interest until some shock disclosures reveal secrets in her early life and surprise twists in this wonderfully comic tale.| 5 Jul 04 to 10 Jul 04 | Malvern Theatres Malvern, Worcestershire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 28 Jun 04 to 3 Jul 04 | Marlowe Theatre Canterbury, Kent Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 21 Jun 04 to 26 Jun 04 | Theatre Royal Nottingham, Nottinghamshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 15 Jun 04 to 19 Jun 04 | Lighthouse (previously known as Poole Arts Centre) Poole, Dorset Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 7 Jun 04 to 12 Jun 04 | The Hexagon Reading, Berkshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 31 May 04 to 5 Jun 04 | Jersey Opera House St Helier, Channel Islands Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 24 May 04 to 29 May 04 | Forum Studio Theatre (formerly the Chester Gateway) Chester, Cheshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 17 May 04 to 22 May 04 | Northbrook Theatre Worthing, West Sussex Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 11 May 04 to 15 May 04 | Darlington Hippodrome (formerly Civic Theatre) Darlington, County Durham Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 3 May 04 to 8 May 04 | Southend Palace Theatre Westcliff-on-Sea, Essex Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 26 Apr 04 to 1 May 04 | Devonshire Park Theatre Eastbourne, East Sussex Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 13 Apr 04 to 17 Apr 04 | Richmond Theatre Outer London, Greater London Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 5 Apr 04 to 10 Apr 04 | Arts Theatre Cambridge, Cambridgeshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 29 Mar 04 to 3 Apr 04 | The Lowry Salford, Greater Manchester Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 15 Mar 04 to 20 Mar 04 | Wycombe Swan High Wycombe, Buckinghamshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 11 Mar 04 to 27 Mar 04 | Everyman Theatre Cheltenham, Gloucestershire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 3 Mar 04 to 13 Mar 04 | Mercury Theatre Colchester, Essex Performance Details => Venue archive |
