Details

The play follows the adventures of Rene, the hapless cafe owner in worn-torn occupied France, as he and his wife, Edith, struggle to keep for themselves a priceless portrait stolen by the Nazis and kept in a sausage in the cellar. Rene is hiding two British airmen and is endeavouring, with the help of the Resistance, to repatriate them. However, communications with London through a wireless set disguised as a cockatoo add to the many embarrassments he endures in the company of his patrons. Matters come to a head when news breaks that the Fuhrer is planning to visit the town! Rene needs all the wit he can muster to save his cafe and his life. Come and re-live the TV series, the knockwurst sausages, the fallen Madonna's and the classic phases such as "Listen very carefully, I shall say this only once"! Running time 120 mins inclu interval.

Cast/Performers

Vicki Michelle (Yvette Carte-Blanche), Jeffrey Holland (Rene Artois), Peter Alexander (Captain Von Strohm), Claire Andreadis (Mimi), Judy Buxton (Michelle), Martin Carroll (Captain Bertorelli), Carol Ann Crawford (Edith), Marc Geoffrey (British Airman), Allix Holland (British Airman), Matt Jamie (General Von Schmelling / Officer Crabtree), Nell Jerram (Helga), Richard Mark (The Piano Player), James Rossman (Herr Otto Flick), Richard Tate (M. Leclerc), Robin Sebastian (Lieutenant Gruber)

Creatives/Company

Author(s): Jeremy Lloyd, David Croft
Producer: Calibre Productions
Director: James Robert Carson
Design: Nancy Surman