Devastated that a dodgy refereeing decision has condemned their beloved football team to relegation, Cliff and Degsy seek retribution by abducting the referee. As their half-baked plan goes increasingly awry, the captivated official has his Christian faith to draw on whereas his clueless captors can barely muster a coherent thought between them.| 5 Mar 13 to 16 Mar 13 | Harrogate Theatre Harrogate, North Yorkshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 21 Feb 13 | The Arts Centre (Rose Theatre) Ormskirk, Lancashire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 20 Feb 13 | The Citadel Arts St Helens, Merseyside Performance Details => Venue archive |
