Government figures show that an astonishing 250,000 people fled Britain last year. 249.999 Went to New Zealand...one went to the Isle of Sambuca. Stacey - a geography teacher - quits Britain to escape the country's fanatical adherence to Health and Safety rules. Despite her geographical training, she finds herself in a hot and sweaty jungle, lost and unable to read a map. Ditching her Dorothy Perkins trousers, she builds a new life able to survive anything - except the arrival of Michael - a Health and Safety officer from Hampshire County Council. Together they embark on an epic jungle adventure, meeting other ex-pats each with their own good reason for escaping Blighty. It's an accident waiting to happen. Running time: 70mns| 4 Jun 09 | White Rock Theatre Hastings, East Sussex Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 24 Apr 09 | The Maltings Berwick-on-Tweed, Northumberland Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 23 Apr 09 | Arc Theatre Trowbridge, Wiltshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 4 Apr 09 | The Rondo Bath, Bath & North East Somerset Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 20 Mar 09 | Spring Arts and Heritage Centre Havant, Hampshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 19 Mar 09 | Wales Millennium Centre Cardiff, Glamorgan Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 11 Mar 09 | ARC Stockton-on-Tees, Cleveland Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 7 Mar 09 | The Civic Barnsley, South Yorkshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 5 Mar 09 | The Mill Arts Centre (formerly The Mill) Banbury, Oxfordshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 25 Feb 09 | Torch Theatre Milford Haven, Pembrokeshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 15 Jan 09 | Yvonne Arnaud Theatre Guildford, Surrey Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 30 Sep 08 | Wyvern Theatre Swindon, Wiltshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 25 Jun 08 | The Mill Arts Centre (formerly The Mill) Banbury, Oxfordshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
