Ooh Lord what a carry on! Star crossed lovers, Eddie and Crystal have booked for passion by the pier in a saucy seaside hotel for the weekend. Can they circumnavigate the perils of romance, will true love blossom in the confines of the candlewick bedspread, can Eddie come to terms with his loves awful dress sense and will Crystal succumb to the charms of his Groucho moustache? Love in the nineties, can it survive?| 15 Mar 04 to 20 Mar 04 | The Playhouse Weston-super-Mare, North Somerset Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 8 Mar 04 to 13 Mar 04 | Marina Theatre Lowestoft, Suffolk Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 4 Mar 04 to 5 Mar 04 | Plowright Theatre Scunthorpe, North Lincolnshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 23 Feb 04 to 28 Feb 04 | Hull New Theatre Hull, Humberside Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 17 Feb 04 to 21 Feb 04 | Pomegranate Theatre Chesterfield, Derbyshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 10 Feb 04 to 14 Feb 04 | Octagon Theatre Yeovil, Somerset Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 3 Feb 04 to 7 Feb 04 | Key Theatre Peterborough, Cambridgeshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
