The lads of Blue Watch think they are hot enough to pose for the best-selling British Fireman's Calendar. When an ambitious young photographer appears at the station sparks begin to fly between her and randy fireman Sam, who boasts the biggest hose in the service! Based on the real fire-fighters calendar which had its beginnings in Colchester and researched with local firecrews. This production contains some male nudity - Adults Only! Naked Flame website.| 18 Jun 01 to 23 Jun 01 | Pavilion Theatre Bournemouth Dorset |
| 11 Jun 01 to 17 Jun 01 | Royal & Derngate Northampton Northamptonshire |
| 4 Jun 01 to 10 Jun 01 | Sheffield Theatres Sheffield South Yorkshire |
| 29 May 01 to 2 Jun 01 | Cliffs Pavilion Southend-on-Sea Essex |
| 14 May 01 to 19 May 01 | Forum Theatre Billingham Cleveland |
| 8 May 01 to 12 May 01 | The Customs House South Shields Tyne and Wear |
| 1 May 01 to 5 May 01 | New Wimbledon Theatre Outer London Greater London |
| 23 Apr 01 | New Theatre Oxford Oxfordshire |
| 17 Apr 01 to 22 Apr 01 | Lyceum Theatre Crewe Cheshire |
| 9 Apr 01 to 14 Apr 01 | The Hexagon Reading Berkshire |
| 3 Apr 01 to 7 Apr 01 | Liverpool Empire Theatre Liverpool Merseyside |
