Fragments of a red cross lorry are scattered across a deserted highway. A would be interior designer agonises over the perfect colour scheme to transform the wreckage into her ideal mobile home. On route through war torn ghettos collecting rare examples of crisis chic, she has become a victim of her own brand of disaster. Emotionally charged and shockingly relevant Nothing to Declare interrogates the definition of innocence in an absurdist landscape as darkly humorous as it is tragically brutal.| 19 May 03 | Studio Theatre Inner London, Greater London Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 15 May 03 to 16 May 03 | Bristol Old Vic Bristol, City of Bristol Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 14 May 03 | Chats Palace Outer London, Greater London Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 6 May 03 | Arts Centre Aberystwyth, Ceredigion Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 3 May 03 | artsdepot Outer London, Greater London Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 1 May 03 | West End Centre Aldershot, Hampshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 9 Apr 03 to 11 Apr 03 | Old Museum Arts Belfast Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 27 Mar 03 | Live Theatre Newcastle upon Tyne, Tyne and Wear Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 22 Mar 03 | mac birmingham - Midlands Arts Centre Birmingham, West Midlands Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 18 Mar 03 | Arena Theatre Wolverhampton, West Midlands Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 8 Apr 02 to 13 Apr 02 | Southwark Playhouse Borough Inner London, Greater London Performance Details => Venue archive |
