Who knocked 'Mad Padraic's' cat over on a lonely road on the island of Inishmore, and was it an accident? He'll want to know when he gets back from a stint of torture and chip shop bombing in Northern Ireland: he loves that cat more than life itself. A wild, satirical, black farce.| 3 Nov 03 to 11 Nov 03 | The Lowry Salford Greater Manchester |
| 28 Oct 03 to 1 Nov 03 | Milton Keynes Theatre Milton Keynes Buckinghamshire |
| 21 Oct 03 to 25 Oct 03 | Richmond Theatre Outer London Greater London |
| 14 Oct 03 to 18 Oct 03 | Theatre Royal Glasgow Glasgow |
| 7 Oct 03 to 11 Oct 03 | Marlowe Theatre Canterbury Kent |
| 30 Sep 03 to 4 Oct 03 | Olympia Theatre Dublin Ireland |
| 23 Sep 03 to 27 Sep 03 | Palace Theatre Westcliff-on-Sea Essex |
| 16 Sep 03 to 20 Sep 03 | Churchill Theatre Bromley Kent |
| 9 Sep 03 to 13 Sep 03 | Theatre Royal Bath Bath & North East Somerset |
| 2 Sep 03 to 6 Sep 03 | New Theatre Cardiff Glamorgan |
