The Nerd arrives at the birthday party of the man whose life he saved and manages to insult and bore the other guests. But, is he all that he seems?| 7 Jun 99 to 12 Jun 99 | Belgrade Theatre Coventry, West Midlands Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 3 Jun 99 to 5 Jun 99 | The Orchard Dartford, Kent Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 24 May 99 to 26 May 99 | Wyvern Theatre Swindon, Wiltshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 7 May 99 to 8 May 99 | Queen's Theatre Barnstaple, Devon Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 3 May 99 to 5 May 99 | Gordon Craig Theatre Stevenage, Hertfordshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 29 Apr 99 to 1 May 99 | New Wimbledon Theatre Outer London, Greater London Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 26 Apr 99 to 28 Apr 99 | The Hawth Crawley, West Sussex Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 22 Apr 99 to 24 Apr 99 | Pavilion Theatre Worthing, West Sussex Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 19 Apr 99 to 21 Apr 99 | Lighthouse (previously known as Poole Arts Centre) Poole, Dorset Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 12 Apr 99 to 17 Apr 99 | Gaiety Theatre Ayr, South Ayrshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 8 Apr 99 to 10 Apr 99 | Marlowe Theatre Canterbury, Kent Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 5 Apr 99 to 7 Apr 99 | Devonshire Park Theatre Eastbourne, East Sussex Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 16 Mar 99 to 20 Mar 99 | Grand Theatre Swansea, Glamorgan Performance Details => Venue archive |
