Meet two of Doncaster's most incompetent criminals. Friends Steph and Barry have never been model citizens, but they are finding it increasingly hard to stay on the straight and narrow. When the pair decide to turn their hands to housebreaking it has hilarious consequences. Our hapless duo have to contend with amongst other things, shopping deliveries, a dead budgie and a shocking discovery that could change their lives forever. As the night becomes more frantic and frenzied the pair realise that a life of crime isn't all it's cracked up to be.| 23 Nov 10 | Guildhall Theatre Derby, Derbyshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 20 Nov 10 to 21 Nov 10 | The Lantern Theatre Sheffield, South Yorkshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 11 Nov 10 | Square Chapel Arts Centre Halifax, West Yorkshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 29 Oct 10 | Chelmsford Theatre Chelmsford, Essex Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 21 Oct 10 | The Met Bury, Greater Manchester Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 14 Oct 10 | Yvonne Arnaud Theatre Guildford, Surrey Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 7 Oct 10 | Lyric Theatre Carmarthen, Carmarthenshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 28 Sep 10 to 2 Oct 10 | Harrogate Theatre Harrogate, North Yorkshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
