Meet two of Doncaster's most incompetent criminals. Friends Steph and Barry have never been model citizens, but they are finding it increasingly hard to stay on the straight and narrow. When the pair decide to turn their hands to housebreaking it has hilarious consequences. Our hapless duo have to contend with amongst other things, shopping deliveries, a dead budgie and a shocking discovery that could change their lives forever. As the night becomes more frantic and frenzied the pair realise that a life of crime isn't all it's cracked up to be.| 19 May 05 | Redbridge Drama Centre Outer London, Greater London Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 18 May 05 | Guildhall Theatre Derby, Derbyshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 13 May 05 to 14 May 05 | Yvonne Arnaud Theatre Guildford, Surrey Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 6 May 05 | Blackfriars Arts Centre Boston, Lincolnshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 20 Apr 05 to 23 Apr 05 | Haymarket Theatre Leicester, Leicestershire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 11 Mar 05 | Waterside Arts Centre Sale, Cheshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 25 Feb 05 to 26 Feb 05 | Lakeside Arts Centre Nottingham, Nottinghamshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 10 Feb 04 to 28 Feb 04 | The Blue Elephant Theatre Inner London, Greater London Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 25 Jul 03 to 26 Jul 03 | Arts Theatre Nottingham, Nottinghamshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 7 Oct 02 to 26 Oct 02 | Playhouse Nottingham, Nottinghamshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
