Mayhem erupts at a very minor public school when a one-eyed master with a taste for adventure takes a new boy under his wing. He soon discovers that his psychotic pupil - possibly Sharpe's most insane creation - takes everything literally. But when a practical joke goes horribly wrong, these two lunatics are sent off on the wildest goose-chase ever staged..surpassing even those of Dornford Yates!| 8 Apr 00 | The Auditorium Grimsby, North Lincolnshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 6 Apr 00 | The Wightman Shrewsbury, Shropshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 5 Apr 00 | Camberley Theatre (previously Artslink) Camberley, Surrey Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 1 Apr 00 | The Gantry Southampton, Hampshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 31 Mar 00 | Brewhouse Burton-on-Trent, Staffordshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 30 Mar 00 | Darlington Arts Centre Darlington, County Durham Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 29 Mar 00 | The Arts Centre (Rose Theatre) Ormskirk, Lancashire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 28 Mar 00 | Grand Opera House York, North Yorkshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 25 Mar 00 | The Quay at Sudbury Sudbury, Essex Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 23 Mar 00 to 24 Mar 00 | Playhouse Norwich, Norfolk Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 22 Mar 00 | Strode Theatre Street, Somerset Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 18 Mar 00 | Rosehill Theatre Whitehaven, Cumbria Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 17 Mar 00 | Buxton Opera House Buxton, Derbyshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 16 Mar 00 | Capitol Horsham (formerly Horsham Arts Centre) Horsham, West Sussex Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 15 Mar 00 | Wyllyotts Theatre Potters Bar, Hertfordshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 14 Mar 00 | Epsom Playhouse Epsom, Surrey Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 13 Mar 00 | Beck Theatre Outer London, Greater London Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 11 Mar 00 | Corn Exchange Newbury, Berkshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 10 Mar 00 | Civic Centre Theatre Aylesbury, Buckinghamshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 9 Mar 00 | The Poly Falmouth Falmouth, Cornwall Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 7 Mar 00 | Wyvern Theatre Swindon, Wiltshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 4 Mar 00 | Mumford Theatre Cambridge, Cambridgeshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 3 Mar 00 | Millfield Theatre Outer London, Greater London Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 2 Mar 00 | Festival Halls Corby, Northamptonshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 21 Feb 00 to 26 Feb 00 | Connaught Theatre Worthing, West Sussex Performance Details => Venue archive |
