When Harry met Blanche by the banks of the Rhine he knew he'd met his match. He just needed the approval of her father, the fearsome Sartorius. But is he quite what he appears? Back in London, Harry must face jeopardising his relationship with the fiery Blanche to uphold his moral standards. Cokane's wry remarks won't help: the cynical Lickcheese must sort it all out.| 30 Nov 99 to 1 Dec 99 | Oakengates Theatre at The Place Telford Shropshire |
| 20 Nov 99 to 22 Nov 99 | Riverside Theatre Coleraine Londonderry |
| 16 Nov 99 to 17 Nov 99 | Stag Theatre Sevenoaks Kent |
| 11 Nov 99 to 13 Nov 99 | Playhouse Nottingham Nottinghamshire |
| 9 Nov 99 to 10 Nov 99 | Guildhall Theatre Derby Derbyshire |
| 4 Nov 99 to 6 Nov 99 | Theatr Brycheiniog (Brecon Theatre) Brecon Powys |
| 2 Nov 99 to 3 Nov 99 | Sherman Theatre Cardiff Glamorgan |
| 22 Oct 99 to 23 Oct 99 | Brewery Arts Centre Kendal Cumbria |
| 19 Oct 99 to 20 Oct 99 | Lawrence Batley Theatre Huddersfield West Yorkshire |
| 17 Oct 99 to 18 Oct 99 | Merlin Theatre Frome Somerset |
| 12 Oct 99 to 15 Oct 99 | Christ's Hospital Theatre Horsham West Sussex |
| 7 Oct 99 to 9 Oct 99 | Gulbenkian Arts Centre Canterbury Kent |
