After 18 years abroad, Mrs. Clandon returns to England with her unruly teenage twins and forthright daughter. They set up residence in a seaside hotel. Their new life becomes increasingly complicated by her estranged husband and a love-struck dentist. Can a mysterious waiter help them all to live happily ever after? Bernard Shaw's dazzling wit makes You Never Can Tell a joyful and unpredictable battle of the sexes.| 25 Oct 05 to 11 Mar 06 | Garrick Theatre West End, Greater London Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 18 Oct 05 to 22 Oct 05 | King's Theatre Edinburgh Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 10 Oct 05 to 15 Oct 05 | Theatre Royal Brighton, East Sussex Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 19 Sep 05 to 24 Sep 05 | Richmond Theatre Outer London, Greater London Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 13 Sep 05 to 17 Sep 05 | Marlowe Theatre Canterbury, Kent Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 10 Aug 05 to 3 Sep 05 | Theatre Royal Bath, Bath & North East Somerset Performance Details => Venue archive |
