Ladies and Gentlemen. It's a crazy business, show business. We couldn't do it without you. You make us feel very warm and very special. You make our skin crawl and our eyes wet with rage. Eight performers in a line of dazzling smiles, dead eyes, sequinned lycra, tottering heels and loud check suites. First Night begins with a grand welcome but soon disintegrates into haughty predictions of the future, escapology acts, unexpected dances and unhinged showbiz anecdotes. A variety night where the acts always seem to end in either insult or injury and the darkness offstage is no longer safe. Somewhere, somehow, the night has come comically, horribly and totally unstuck.| 8 Jun 07 to 10 Jun 07 | Toynbee Studios Outer London, Greater London Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 14 May 02 to 15 May 02 | Northern Stage Newcastle upon Tyne, Tyne and Wear Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 2 May 02 to 4 May 02 | The Place Theatre Inner London, Greater London Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 4 Dec 01 to 6 Dec 01 | The Place Theatre Inner London, Greater London Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 28 Sep 01 to 29 Sep 01 | Sheffield Theatres Sheffield, South Yorkshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
