Stand up comic and TV actor. Discover the bizarre workings of Paul Merton's brain, as he muses on the mighty behemoth that is his noggin. Paul returns to his stand-up roots for the first time this century, away from the Have I Got News For You desk, proving he's got legs. A night of sketches, music, magic, variety and dancing girls (two of them aren't girls), with Lee Simpson, Richard Vranch and Suki Webster.| 1 Oct 12 to 20 Oct 12 | Vaudeville Theatre West End, Greater London Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 27 Sep 12 to 29 Sep 12 | The Old Market Brighton, East Sussex Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 26 May 12 | The Central Theatre Chatham, Kent Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 25 May 12 | Bristol Beacon Bristol, City of Bristol Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 24 May 12 | Hall for Cornwall Truro, Cornwall Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 23 May 12 | Grand Theatre Swansea, Glamorgan Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 21 May 12 | Sheffield Theatres Sheffield, South Yorkshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 20 May 12 | Regent Theatre Stoke-on-Trent, Staffordshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 19 May 12 | Tyne Theatre and Opera House Newcastle upon Tyne, Tyne and Wear Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 18 May 12 | Warwick Arts Centre Coventry, West Midlands Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 15 May 12 | The Cresset Peterborough, Cambridgeshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 14 May 12 | Theatre Royal Nottingham, Nottinghamshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 14 May 12 | Theatre Royal Nottingham, Nottinghamshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 13 May 12 | The Lowry Salford, Greater Manchester Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 12 May 12 | Victoria Theatre Halifax, West Yorkshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 11 May 12 | Alban Arena St Albans, Hertfordshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 8 May 12 | Fairfield Halls Outer London, Greater London Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 7 May 12 | Buxton Opera House Buxton, Derbyshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 6 May 12 | Grand Theatre Wolverhampton, West Midlands Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 5 May 12 | Corn Exchange Cambridge, Cambridgeshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 4 May 12 | Grand Opera House York, North Yorkshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 1 May 12 | New Wimbledon Theatre Outer London, Greater London Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 30 Apr 12 | Assembly Hall Theatre Tunbridge Wells, Kent Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 29 Apr 12 | New Victoria Theatre Woking, Surrey Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 28 Apr 12 | Wycombe Swan High Wycombe, Buckinghamshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 27 Apr 12 | Pavilion Theatre Bournemouth, Dorset Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 24 Apr 12 | Marlowe Theatre Canterbury, Kent Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 23 Apr 12 | Ipswich Regent Ipswich, Suffolk Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 21 Apr 12 | Alive Corn Exchange Kings Lynn, Norfolk Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 20 Apr 12 | Brighton Dome Brighton, East Sussex Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 18 Apr 12 | Waterside Theatre Aylesbury, Buckinghamshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 17 Apr 12 | Wyvern Theatre Swindon, Wiltshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 16 Apr 12 | New Theatre Oxford, Oxfordshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 15 Apr 12 | Wales Millennium Centre Cardiff, Glamorgan Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 14 Apr 12 | Royal & Derngate Northampton, Northamptonshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 13 Apr 12 | Cliffs Pavilion Southend-on-Sea, Essex Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 10 Apr 12 | De Montfort Hall Leicester, Leicestershire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 9 Apr 12 | The Orchard Dartford, Kent Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 8 Apr 12 | Richmond Theatre Outer London, Greater London Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 7 Apr 12 | Alexandra Theatre Birmingham, West Midlands Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 6 Apr 12 | Colosseum Watford, Hertfordshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 3 Apr 12 | The Playhouse Weston-super-Mare, North Somerset Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 2 Apr 12 | Princess Theatre Torquay, Devon Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 1 Apr 12 | Octagon Theatre Yeovil, Somerset Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 31 Mar 12 | O2 Guildhall Southampton Southampton, Hampshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 30 Mar 12 | Grove Theatre Dunstable, Bedfordshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 27 Mar 12 | The Pavilion Glasgow Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 26 Mar 12 | Perth Theatre Perth, Perth and Kinross Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 25 Mar 12 | Blackpool Grand Theatre Blackpool, Lancashire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 24 Mar 12 | G-Live Guildford, Surrey Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 23 Mar 12 | Devonshire Park Theatre Eastbourne, East Sussex Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 20 Mar 12 | Venue Cymru (formerly - North Wales Theatre) Llandudno, Gwynedd Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 19 Mar 12 | Liverpool Empire Theatre Liverpool, Merseyside Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 1 Mar 12 to 9 Mar 12 | Pleasance Inner London, Greater London Performance Details => Venue archive |
