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Sunset Milk Idiot - T0186092196

Tim Vine back on tour, telling lots of silly new jokes, showing off new homemade props, singing some new daft ditties, and all with the appearance of confidence. The following subjects will be touched upon briefly: pixie football, ice cream and nibble feeders. Come along, sit down, and laugh. The quantity won't let up. This is comedy without a message. What an odd person. What a lot of nonsense. What else is he going to do? 'Sunsets are in the sky, milk's nice, and I'm an idiot.'
10 Mar 19Richmond Theatre, Outer London :: V327
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9 Mar 19The Maltings, Farnham :: V701
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8 Mar 19Floral Pavilion Theatre, New Brighton :: V541
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6 Mar 19 to 7 Mar 19Brewhouse Theatre and Arts Centre, Taunton :: V918
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2 Mar 19The Harlequin, Redhill :: V707
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1 Mar 19Playhouse, Nottingham :: V457
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28 Feb 19The Forum, Barrow-in-Furness :: V1
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27 Feb 19Middleton Arena, Middleton :: V01913084837
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31 Oct 18Epsom Playhouse, Epsom :: V699
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30 Oct 18Marina Theatre, Lowestoft :: V83
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26 Oct 18 to 27 Oct 18Beck Theatre, Outer London :: V296
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25 Oct 18Leas Cliff Hall, Folkestone :: V680
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23 Oct 18 to 24 Oct 18Tivoli Theatre, Wimborne :: V1051
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20 Oct 18Lincoln Performing Arts Centre, Lincoln :: V0251629711
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19 Oct 18The Hexagon, Reading :: V734
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18 Oct 18The Playhouse, Weston-super-Mare :: V865
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16 Oct 18 to 17 Oct 18The Lowry, Salford :: V0655996499
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13 Oct 18Burnley Mechanics, Burnley :: V519
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12 Oct 18Grand Theatre, Lancaster :: V521
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11 Oct 18Bath Komedia, Bath :: V993962950
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10 Oct 18Oakengates Theatre at The Place, Telford :: V110
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9 Oct 18Margate Winter Gardens, Margate :: V686
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6 Oct 18The Regal Evesham, Evesham :: V0136023534
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5 Oct 18New Theatre Royal, Portsmouth :: V769
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4 Oct 18Storyhouse, Chester :: V1196088186
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2 Oct 18 to 3 Oct 18City Varieties Music Hall, Leeds :: V973
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9 Jun 18White Rock Theatre, Hastings :: V670
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8 Jun 18Alban Arena, St Albans :: V51
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7 Jun 18Blackpool Grand Theatre, Blackpool :: V518
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6 Jun 18Blackpool Grand Theatre, Blackpool :: V518
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5 Jun 18New Theatre, Oxford :: V802
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2 Jun 18De Montfort Hall, Leicester :: V430
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1 Jun 18Waterside Theatre, Aylesbury :: V1452754579
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31 May 18Anvil Arts, Basingstoke :: V765
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30 May 18Victoria Hall, Stoke-on-Trent :: V169339333
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29 May 18Victoria Theatre, Halifax :: V969
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26 May 18Grand Opera House, York :: V957
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25 May 18Hull City Hall, Hull :: V02123462242
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24 May 18Queen's Hall, Edinburgh :: V603
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22 May 18 to 23 May 18Tyne Theatre and Opera House, Newcastle upon Tyne :: V571
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19 May 18Hall for Cornwall, Truro :: V1183
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17 May 18Westlands, Yeovil :: V01968311649
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16 May 18Venue Cymru (formerly - North Wales Theatre), Llandudno :: V848
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15 May 18Liverpool Philharmonic Hall, Liverpool :: V194
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12 May 18Milton Keynes Theatre, Milton Keynes :: V754
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11 May 18Eventim Apollo, West End :: V265
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10 May 18Buxton Opera House, Buxton :: V424
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9 May 18New Victoria Theatre, Woking :: V709
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8 May 18Warwick Arts Centre, Coventry :: V156
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17 Mar 18Grand Theatre, Swansea :: V831
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15 Mar 18Grove Theatre, Dunstable :: V1616570102
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13 Mar 18Alhambra Theatre, Bradford :: V965
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10 Mar 18Theatre Royal Wakefield, Wakefield :: V979
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9 Mar 18The Hawth, Crawley :: V720
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8 Mar 18The Central Theatre, Chatham :: V675
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6 Mar 18 to 7 Mar 18Ipswich Regent, Ipswich :: V79
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6 Mar 18 to 7 Mar 18Corn Exchange, Ipswich :: V1156
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3 Mar 18The Spotlight (formerly Broxbourne Civic Hall), Hoddesdon :: V47
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2 Mar 18Dorking Halls, Dorking :: V1030
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1 Mar 18Parr Hall, Warrington :: V472
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27 Feb 18Lyceum Theatre, Crewe :: V470
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24 Feb 18Pavilion Theatre, Bournemouth :: V906
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22 Feb 18Babbacombe Theatre, Torquay :: V899
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19 Feb 18 to 21 Feb 18Redgrave Theatre, Bristol :: V858
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16 Feb 18 to 17 Feb 18Town Hall, Birmingham :: V803084951
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15 Feb 18Wycombe Swan, High Wycombe :: V749
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14 Feb 18The Cresset, Peterborough :: V28
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10 Feb 18Cliffs Pavilion, Southend-on-Sea :: V42
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9 Feb 18Assembly Hall, Worthing :: V728
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7 Feb 18 to 8 Feb 18Wyvern Theatre, Swindon :: V928
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6 Feb 18Princes Hall, Aldershot :: V761
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Tim Timinie, Tim Timinie, Tim Tim To You - T064877037

The punslinger returns with new jokes, silly songs and twitchy dancing. Joke, joke, joke. Prop, prop, prop. Song, song, song. (Sorry, the laptop's jammed). It's time to put the satire on hold and watch a grown man act the goat. Come along and enjoy the nonsense. Warning: This show will contain wobbly props, one reference to a panda and a song about getting water in your ear after swimming. Running time: 1hr. Age 12+
31 Oct 15Warwick Arts Centre, Coventry :: V156
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30 Oct 15M&S Bank Arena (formerly Liverpool Echo Arena), Liverpool :: V0979287965
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29 Oct 15De Montfort Hall, Leicester :: V430
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28 Oct 15Grove Theatre, Dunstable :: V1616570102
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27 Oct 15Hull New Theatre, Hull :: V934
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27 Oct 15Hull City Hall, Hull :: V02123462242
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24 Oct 15Lyceum Theatre, Crewe :: V470
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23 Oct 15Civic Hall, Wolverhampton :: V01294560265
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22 Oct 15St David's Hall, Cardiff :: V825
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21 Oct 15City Hall, Salisbury :: V922
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20 Oct 15White Rock Theatre, Hastings :: V670
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17 Oct 15Ipswich Regent, Ipswich :: V79
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16 Oct 15Colosseum, Watford :: V1182
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15 Oct 15Blackpool Grand Theatre, Blackpool :: V518
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14 Oct 15Perth Theatre, Perth :: V637
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13 Oct 15Music Hall, Aberdeen :: V02053675466
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10 Oct 15The Spa Theatre, Bridlington :: V932
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9 Oct 15Burnley Mechanics, Burnley :: V519
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8 Oct 15The Central Theatre, Chatham :: V675
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7 Oct 15The Orchard, Dartford :: V677
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6 Oct 15Gala Theatre, Durham :: V0146218420
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3 Oct 15Margate Winter Gardens, Margate :: V686
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2 Oct 15St George's Hall, Bradford :: V967
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1 Oct 15Pavilion Theatre, Worthing :: V726
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28 Sep 15 to 30 Sep 15Secombe Theatre, Sutton :: V708
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1 Aug 15 to 24 Aug 15Pleasance, Edinburgh :: V1282
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12 Jun 15 to 13 Jun 15Palace Theatre, Westcliff-on-Sea :: V43
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11 Jun 15Octagon Theatre, Yeovil :: V919
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10 Jun 15Queen's Theatre, Barnstaple :: V883
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9 Jun 15Exeter Corn Exchange, Exeter :: V0129630589
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6 Jun 15Grand Theatre, Swansea :: V831
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5 Jun 15Theatre Royal, Brighton :: V657
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4 Jun 15Epsom Playhouse, Epsom :: V699
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3 Jun 15Theatre Severn, Shrewsbury :: V0465778148
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26 May 15 to 30 May 15Bloomsbury Theatre, Inner London :: V170
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23 May 15Floral Pavilion Theatre, New Brighton :: V541
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22 May 15Grand Opera House, York :: V957
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20 May 15 to 21 May 15City Varieties Music Hall, Leeds :: V973
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19 May 15Lighthouse Theatre, Kettering :: V2072051192
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15 May 15Babbacombe Theatre, Torquay :: V899
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14 May 15Anvil Arts, Basingstoke :: V765
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13 May 15Playhouse, Nottingham :: V457
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12 May 15The Regal Evesham, Evesham :: V0136023534
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9 May 15Assembly Hall Theatre, Tunbridge Wells :: V690
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8 May 15Wycombe Swan, High Wycombe :: V749
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7 May 15The Apex, Bury St Edmunds :: V01359936190
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5 May 15 to 6 May 15Playhouse, Norwich :: V69
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2 May 15The Hexagon, Reading :: V734
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1 May 15Lichfield Garrick, Lichfield :: V118
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30 Apr 15Princes Hall, Aldershot :: V761
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29 Apr 15Pavilion Theatre, Bournemouth :: V906
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25 Apr 15Theatre Royal Wakefield, Wakefield :: V979
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23 Apr 15 to 24 Apr 15The Lowry, Salford :: V0655996499
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22 Apr 15Symphony Hall, Birmingham :: V148
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18 Apr 15G-Live, Guildford :: V0839845247
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17 Apr 15Fairfield Halls, Outer London :: V295
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16 Apr 15Beck Theatre, Outer London :: V296
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15 Apr 15Dorking Halls, Dorking :: V1030
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14 Apr 15Alban Arena, St Albans :: V51
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11 Apr 15Wyvern Theatre, Swindon :: V928
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10 Apr 15Waterside Theatre, Aylesbury :: V1452754579
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9 Apr 15Harrogate Theatre, Harrogate :: V942
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8 Apr 15Whitley Bay Playhouse, Whitley Bay :: V580
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7 Apr 15Darlington Hippodrome (formerly Civic Theatre), Darlington :: V562
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1 Apr 15 to 4 Apr 15Redgrave Theatre, Bristol :: V858
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1 Aug 14 to 24 Aug 14Pleasance, Edinburgh :: V1282
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The Tim Vine Chat Show - T683185729

The audience are the guests! Expect the Pun-expected as Tim Vine chats to guests plucked from the audience. It could be Martin who runs a rug shop or Lydia, a part time librarian. Who knows what's in store!
3 Oct 12Town Hall, Middlesbrough :: V2029704919
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30 Sep 12Harrogate Theatre, Harrogate :: V942
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24 Mar 12Babbacombe Theatre, Torquay :: V899
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22 Mar 12Leicester Square Theatre, Inner London :: V0148424484
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2 Mar 12Playhouse, Norwich :: V69
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29 Feb 12The Harlequin, Redhill :: V707
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Joke-amotive - T1779267668

Here it comes over the brow of the hilarity. It’s Tim Vine in a train. Stand back from the platform in case you get hit by a prop. Every carriage is packed full of gags. Can you hear them? Chug chug joke joke, chug chug joke joke. Be on your guard. This train Timinates here.
15 May 11Richmond Theatre, Outer London :: V327
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11 May 11Octagon, Sheffield :: V565804455
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9 May 11Victoria Hall, Stoke-on-Trent :: V169339333
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6 May 11White Rock Theatre, Hastings :: V670
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5 May 11Arts Depot, Outer London :: V320
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27 Apr 11Exeter Corn Exchange, Exeter :: V0129630589
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20 Apr 11Music Hall, Aberdeen :: V02053675466
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19 Apr 11Tyne Theatre and Opera House, Newcastle upon Tyne :: V571
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18 Apr 11Town Hall, Middlesbrough :: V2029704919
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13 Apr 11Anvil Arts, Basingstoke :: V765
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9 Apr 11Theatre Royal Wakefield, Wakefield :: V979
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3 Apr 11Grand Opera House, York :: V957
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11 Mar 10Warwick Arts Centre, Coventry :: V156
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8 Mar 10Fairfield Halls, Outer London :: V295
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5 Mar 10Theatre Royal, Bury St Edmunds :: V76
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28 Feb 10The Lowry, Salford :: V0655996499
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26 Feb 10Civic Hall, Wolverhampton :: V01294560265
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23 Feb 10Hull Truck Theatre, Hull :: V935
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22 Feb 10Harrogate Theatre, Harrogate :: V942
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20 Feb 10The Cresset, Peterborough :: V28
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12 Feb 10Wyvern Theatre, Swindon :: V928
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11 Feb 10Civic Centre Theatre, Aylesbury :: V744
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8 Feb 10Grand Theatre, Swansea :: V831
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7 Feb 10 to 21 Feb 10Bloomsbury Theatre, Inner London :: V170
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5 Feb 10Parr Hall, Warrington :: V472
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3 Feb 10Pavilion Theatre, Worthing :: V726
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31 Jan 10The Dome, Doncaster :: V0263033343
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29 Jan 10Playhouse, Nottingham :: V457
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25 Jan 10 to 27 Jan 10The Tobacco Factory Theatres, Bristol :: V1384579886
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Punslinger - T01166698119

Tim Vine is her partners. Riding in on a sand storm of laughter, all puns blazing. Tell your kinsfolk. You're about to be captured by a posse of jokes. Star of BBC1's Not Going Out comes back to what he does cotton pickin' best. N.B. this is not a show about cowboys; it's just a bloke doing a lot of jokes!
19 Sep 08The Lowry, Salford :: V0655996499
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18 Sep 08Fairfield Halls, Outer London :: V295
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14 Sep 08Theatre Royal, Brighton :: V657
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12 Sep 08Alexandra Theatre, Birmingham :: V140
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10 Sep 08Beck Theatre, Outer London :: V296
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2 Sep 08Grand Theatre, Swansea :: V831
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1 Aug 08 to 16 Aug 08Pleasance, Edinburgh :: V1282
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14 Jun 08Y Theatre, Leicester :: V118516820
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4 Jun 08Hall for Cornwall, Truro :: V1183
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2 Jun 08Brewhouse Theatre and Arts Centre, Taunton :: V918
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1 Jun 08Hull Truck Theatre, Hull :: V935
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31 May 08Jersey Opera House, St Helier :: V869
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30 May 08Burnley Mechanics, Burnley :: V519
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30 May 08Alban Arena, St Albans :: V51
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29 May 08Royal Spa Centre, Leamington Spa :: V131
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28 May 08The Harlequin, Redhill :: V707
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27 May 08Pavilion Theatre, Worthing :: V726
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25 May 08Epsom Playhouse, Epsom :: V699
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24 May 08Queen's Theatre, Barnstaple :: V883
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23 May 08Anvil Arts, Basingstoke :: V765
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23 May 08Anvil Arts, Basingstoke :: V765
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22 May 08Cambridge Junction, Cambridge :: V23
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20 May 08Assembly Rooms, Derby :: V427
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19 May 08City Varieties Music Hall, Leeds :: V973
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18 May 08The Orchard, Dartford :: V677
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16 May 08Arts Centre, Colchester :: V1044
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15 May 08Town Hall, Reading :: V1710125320
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10 May 08 to 14 May 08Bloomsbury Theatre, Inner London :: V170
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9 May 08The Stables, Milton Keynes :: V1668325976
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8 May 08City Hall, Sheffield :: V508532552
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6 May 08 to 7 May 08The Tobacco Factory Theatres, Bristol :: V1384579886
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2 May 08Millfield Theatre, Outer London :: V316
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1 May 08Warwick Arts Centre, Coventry :: V156
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28 Apr 08Theatre Royal Wakefield, Wakefield :: V979
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Current Pun Tour - T0937536155

27 Oct 06 to 28 Oct 06Bloomsbury Theatre, Inner London :: V170
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18 Oct 06Oakengates Theatre at The Place, Telford :: V110
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13 Oct 06Wakefield Arts Centre, Wakefield :: V980
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25 Feb 06Gulbenkian Theatre, Canterbury :: V673
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23 Feb 06Millfield Theatre, Outer London :: V316
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18 Feb 06Arts Centre, Aberystwyth :: V817
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11 Feb 06The Broadway Theatre, Outer London :: V314
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10 Feb 06Assembly Rooms, Derby :: V427
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4 Feb 06Theatre Royal, Winchester :: V782
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8 Oct 05Brighton Dome, Brighton :: V655
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19 May 05Swindon Arts Centre, Swindon :: V927
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8 May 05Gordon Craig Theatre, Stevenage :: V53
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2 May 05The Lowry, Salford :: V0655996499
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24 Apr 05Fairfield Halls, Outer London :: V295
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23 Apr 05Burnley Mechanics, Burnley :: V519
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22 Apr 05Trinity Theatre and Arts Centre, Tunbridge Wells :: V691
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21 Apr 05Cambridge Junction, Cambridge :: V23
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17 Apr 05Warwick Arts Centre, Coventry :: V156
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7 Apr 05Hull Truck Theatre, Hull :: V935
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T01929849494

Performer Phil Kay. Performer Brendon Burns. Performer Andy Zaltzman. Performer Hattie Hayridge. Performer Lloydy the Illegal Street Trader.
19 Feb 05Hackney Empire, Outer London :: V309
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The Joke Machine Gun Tour 2004 - T1035889522

22 May 04The Broadway Theatre, Outer London :: V314
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5 Apr 04Epsom Playhouse, Epsom :: V699
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5 Mar 04Warwick Arts Centre, Coventry :: V156
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13 Feb 04Lemon Tree, Aberdeen :: V587
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T01361211574

8 Aug 03Merton Abbey Mills, Outer London :: V369
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6 Jun 03Arts Depot, Outer London :: V320
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29 May 03City Varieties Music Hall, Leeds :: V973
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10 May 03Arts Centre, Colchester :: V1044
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9 May 03The Playhouse, Harlow :: V40
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T1958197339

Performer Tim Vine. Performer Adam Hills. Performer Jamie Matheson. Performer Luke Ponte. Performer Ivor Dembina (MC).
26 May 01Red Rose Comedy Club, Inner London :: V267
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Stand-Up Comedy Night - T01414927625

Performer Tim Vine. Performer Amanda Baker.
17 Mar 01Wyeside Arts Centre, Builth Wells :: V850
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Other listings

27 Feb 10Alban Arena, St Albans :: V51
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27 Apr 08Town Hall, Cheltenham :: V763828283
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5 May 00Warwick Arts Centre, Coventry :: V156
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