Marjorie and Geoffrey welcome you to an evening of all things "catty". With new feline-inspired words to classical tunes and verses 'channeled' to Miss Alberta, the cat-clairvoyant, from the pets of dead poets such as Wordsworth and Kipling, this may sound like a cultured affair. But between songs, the pair cannot avoid the odd spit and scratch as they reveal the comic secrets of their family history. This eccentric English entertainment sits somewhere between Victoria wood and Hinge and Bracket. If you like music - or comedy - or cats - you'll love this show. If you like all three, of course, you'll be in Feline Heaven.