Lucinda Cowden's Bland Ambition, is that one woman show and is a one woman assault on what Lucinda likes to call 'global blanding'. If you have even a hint of concern about global warming wait - till you hear the 'self-help sob stories' of 'small goals for small talents' and the 'law of averageness'. As someone who has appeared in one of the blandest TV shows in the world, Lucinda Cowden gives her audience the unique perspective in which to view the 'fluffy world of bland land' from the inside out with a spikey 'been there, done that' attitude. Lucinda deals with issues such as: Q. Feminism.. Where has it got us? A. Exhausted!... and a little frayed around the edges; Germaine Greer, cultural icon or menapausal mad woman?; conspiracy theories; cultural and media misinterpretation; fear of the faux pas; and the fame game.Author Lucinda Cowden. Director Cathy Farr.