An intimate, funny, audience-collaborative show exploring the perils of desire, sex and digital dating. MetaPlay have devised a suitably inappropriate show discussing the perils of ?amour de text', kinkiness and the vagaries of female desire in middle age. Digital apps, lying, sexting, disappointing dates, over-promising, hot sex and the rise in the popularity of anal. With audience participation and live web-chatting. Contains adult themes, racy language and 'a bit of leg'. Low-brow tropes of karoake, sing-a-longs, dance-alongs, a burlesque-like dress tease and direct audience participation via our anonymous webchat.Presented by Metaplay.