CORONAVIRUS: All UK venues closed on 16th March 2020 and there is currently no planned re-opening time though it will not be before 1st June 2020 and is most likely to be September (according to some West End producers).
Some shows have been cancelled, or closed early, but many are being rescheduled and we are trying to keep up with the changes - assume that anything posted for April and May is actually postponed or cancelled. Pantomimes are possible but a few venues and shows may not return and larger venues and tours are unlikely to re-appear before 2021 though we have some hope for some panto ....
A diffident, almost apologetic narrator (Jonny Trunk) tells the true story of how his sister worked as a soft-porn model and how she and some of her colleagues set up a fan club. The bulk of the show consists of letters they received (guaranteed authentic) which are read and occasionally sung with great panache by Duncan Wisbey. And what letters! Letters written in gold ink with secret passwords, letters which begin "You are my Number One fan", disgustingly scatological letters which end "Yours sincerely", reports on exploits with inflatable dolls, letters which recall Nathanael West's Miss Lonelyhearts (only they are far more lurid). Faced with such things, we can hardly avoid reflecting what sad lives lots of men live, but we are soon through to the other side of dismal and engulfed in pure hilarity.