Bernard is planning a cosy Parisian weekend with his mistress. He's booked a cordon bleu cook, There's just one slight problem - his wife! Destined to spend the weekend at her mothers, Jacqueline cancels the trip at the last minute, throwing Bernard's plans into complete disarray. Faced with impending disaster, Bernard resorts to desperate measures to hide his wayward love-life! It's an evening filled with mistaken identities, bribery and deception as plans go disastrously awry. Chaos and confusion reign as Bernard juggles his mistress, his wife, her lover, the cook. and the cook's husband - leaving the hapless Robert to take all the blame! Who is the real Suzy and exactly whose mistress is she? Will Bernard's secret be discovered? And just why is Jacqueline so upset by Robert's new found love? All will be revealed in this hilarious tale of adultery and farcical improvisation as a weekend of passion turns into a nuptial nightmare!T0143823735Director Steve Smith. | |
| 22 May 23 to 27 May 23 | Talisman Theatre and Arts Centre, Kenilworth :: V129 listing details L01221444696 |
T1977197023Company Phoenix Players. | |
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T01024973848Presented byCue Fanfare. | |
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T0186878116Producer Jordon Productions. Producer phil&ben (in association with Eastbourne Theatres). Adapted by Robin Hawdon. Director David Kimmins. Performer Sara Crowe. Performer Damian Williams. Performer Ben Roddy. | |
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| 15 Mar 17 to 18 Mar 17 | Swindon Arts Centre, Swindon :: V927 listing details L1076858656 |
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| 8 Nov 11 to 12 Nov 11 | Southend Palace Theatre, Westcliff-on-Sea :: V43 listing details L01686437941 |
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T027261077Producer Bruce James Productions Ltd. | |
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T069947262Company Top Notes. Adapted by Robin Hawdon. | |
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T183004048020th Anniversary ProductionCompany Barton Players. | |
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T01642466709Producer Ian Dickens Productions. Director Ian Dickens. Design David North. Adapted by Robin Hawdon. Lighting David North. Performer Robert Duncan (Bernard). Performer Melanie Stace. Performer Vicki Michelle. Performer Glenda McKay (until June 28th). Performer Giles Watling. Performer Amanda Humphrey. Performer Carol Harrison (from June 30th). | |
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| 28 Jul 03 to 2 Aug 03 | New Victoria Theatre, Woking :: V709 listing details L0378823049 |
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| 30 Jun 03 to 5 Jul 03 | Everyman Theatre, Cheltenham :: V90 listing details L0993025496 |
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| 2 Jun 03 to 7 Jun 03 | Gordon Craig Theatre, Stevenage :: V53 listing details L0116107935 |
| 27 May 03 to 1 Jun 03 | Pier Theatre, Bournemouth :: V907 listing details L17393376 |
| 19 May 03 to 24 May 03 | Mercury Theatre, Colchester :: V37 listing details L0828217535 |
| 5 May 03 to 9 May 03 | Southend Palace Theatre, Westcliff-on-Sea :: V43 listing details L586439487 |
| 29 Apr 03 to 4 May 03 | Pier Theatre, Bournemouth :: V907 listing details L143971515 |
| 8 Apr 03 to 12 Apr 03 | Buxton Opera House, Buxton :: V424 listing details L0219693053 |
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| 4 Nov 02 to 9 Nov 02 | Blackpool Grand Theatre, Blackpool :: V518 listing details L0645798531 |
| 29 Oct 02 to 2 Nov 02 | The Hawth, Crawley :: V720 listing details L01238624174 |
| 21 Oct 02 to 26 Oct 02 | Yvonne Arnaud Theatre, Guildford :: V702 listing details L817590986 |
| 8 Oct 02 to 12 Oct 02 | Darlington Hippodrome (formerly Civic Theatre), Darlington :: V562 listing details L0130318801 |
| 23 Sep 02 to 28 Sep 02 | Theatr Clwyd, Mold :: V810 listing details L1491335502 |
| 16 Sep 02 to 21 Sep 02 | Key Theatre, Peterborough :: V27 listing details L0491544188 |
T01670870561Adapted by Robin Hawdon. Director Vara Williams. | |
| 31 Mar 03 to 5 Apr 03 | Chesil Theatre, Winchester :: V784 listing details L278071830 |
T1576839034Company Ramor Productions. | |
| 4 Oct 02 to 5 Oct 02 | Ardhowen Theatre, Enniskillen :: V555 listing details L2023686653 |
T01519897846Performer Vicki Michelle. | |
| 21 Aug 02 to 24 Aug 02 | Grand Theatre, Swansea :: V831 listing details L01521154611 |
T923727624Producer Charles Vance. | |
| 8 Jun 02 to 22 Jun 02 | Lyceum Theatre, Crewe :: V470 listing details L620275331 |
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| 7 Nov 01 to 10 Nov 01 | The Radlett Centre, Radlett :: V1098 listing details L763620345 |
T1551955883Adapted by Robin Hawdon. | |
| 2 Oct 01 to 6 Oct 01 | Devonshire Park Theatre, Eastbourne :: V665 listing details L1259059438 |
| 11 Sep 01 to 15 Sep 01 | New Wimbledon Theatre, Outer London :: V341 listing details L350599826 |
T0808772954Director Terry Mathews. Adapted by Robin Hawdon. | |
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T01492697255Company The Purple Theatre Company. Adapted by Robin Hawdon. | |
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T7706801Adapted by Robin Hawdon. Director Hugh Wooldridge. Design Jacqueline Hutson. Costume Jane Kidd. Lighting Roslyn Nash. Performer Arthur Bostrom. Performer Michael Gunn. Performer Cassandra Holliday. Performer Deborah Moore. Performer Patrick Mower. Performer Jean Perkins. | |
| 27 Jun 00 to 5 Aug 00 | The Mill, Sonning :: V739 listing details L02071946896 |
T994417532Company Royal Theatre. Adapted by Robin Hawdon. | |
| 26 May 00 to 17 Jun 00 | Royal & Derngate, Northampton :: V449 listing details L2108782315 |
T881566944Company Hyde Little Theatre. | |
| 26 Apr 00 to 29 Apr 00 | Hyde Festival Theatre, Hyde :: V819939367 listing details L118803131 |
T2018269161Company Hornchurch Theatre Company. Director Matt Devitt. Design Dinah England. Lighting Leigh Mulpeter. Performer Diana Croft. Performer Anthony Hunt. Performer Dougal Lee. Performer Paul Leonard. Performer Liz Marsh. Performer Wendy Paarkin. | |
| 13 Mar 00 to 8 Apr 00 | Queen's Theatre Hornchurch, Hornchurch :: V41 listing details L2146717832 |
T121070503Company Cookstown Drama. | |
| 16 Feb 00 to 19 Feb 00 | Ulster Hall and Group Theatre, Belfast :: V549 listing details L168554494 |
T1944517313Company Falmouth Amateur Operatic and Dramatic Society. | |
| 1 Jul 99 | Princess Pavilion, Falmouth :: V876 listing details L0311315270 |
T1395667020Company Wigan Little Theatre. | |
| 12 May 99 to 22 May 99 | Wigan Little Theatre, Wigan :: V1038 listing details L01902750092 |
| 12 May 99 to 22 May 99 | Wigan Little Theatre, Wigan :: V1038 listing details L01308292152 |
T0770091445Company Bruce James Productions. Performer Damian Williams. Performer Debra Karen. Performer Jane Shakespeare. Performer Patric Kearns. | |
| 21 Jul 98 to 25 Jul 98 | Grand Theatre, Swansea :: V831 listing details L01587012923 |
| 13 Jul 98 to 18 Jul 98 | Lighthouse (previously known as Poole Arts Centre), Poole :: V910 listing details L385416109 |
| 6 Jul 98 to 11 Jul 98 | Gordon Craig Theatre, Stevenage :: V53 listing details L01986384364 |
| 29 Jun 98 to 4 Jul 98 | Wyvern Theatre, Swindon :: V928 listing details L684965741 |
| 23 Jun 98 to 27 Jun 98 | Everyman Theatre, Cheltenham :: V90 listing details L349504064 |
| 3 Mar 98 to 7 Mar 98 | Pomegranate Theatre, Chesterfield :: V425 listing details L02072883522 |
T330549449Adapted by Robin Hawdon. Director Christopher Dunham. Lighting Catriona Silver. Performer James Telfer. Performer Sarah Mortimer. Performer Angus Pope. Performer Joanne Knowles. Performer Lindsay Grimshaw. Performer David Streames. | |
| 4 Jun 98 to 6 Jun 98 | Forum Theatre, Billingham :: V557 listing details L01984483721 |
| 12 Feb 98 to 28 Feb 98 | Southend Palace Theatre, Westcliff-on-Sea :: V43 listing details L1628599505 |
T01618544808Adapted by Hawdon. | |
| 7 May 97 to 10 Oct 97 | Pitlochry Festival Theatre, Pitlochry :: V638 listing details L1657468978 |
T580439262Director Adrian Reynolds. Performer Bonnie Langford. Performer Malcolm Stoddard. Performer Giles Watling. | |
| 8 May 97 to 31 May 97 | Haymarket Theatre, Basingstoke :: V764 listing details L01247817556 |
T38293300Originally opened at the Apollo, transfered 26 Oct 92.Performer Michael Sharvell-Martin. Performer Royce Mills. Performer Jackie Clarke. Performer Judy Graham. Director Peter Farago. Adapted by Robin Hawdon. | |
| 26 Mar 91 to 1 Mar 97 | Duchess Theatre, West End :: V391 listing details L811080725 |
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