Doris Wallis, queen of the tabloid press, is, in her own words 'a nasty cow who slaughters sacred cows'. Bitchy, brassy and balshie, she writes a venomous TV column that specialises in slagging off celebrities. Her bitchiness is her career - and her career is on the up. On the verge of a glorious venture into TV, she's not going to let anything get in her way. And any skeletons she may have in the cupboard are firmly locked up. Or so she thinks.
Author: Ben Elton
Company: Halifax Thespians