CORONAVIRUS: All UK venues closed on 16th March 2020 and there is currently no planned general re-opening time. Some venues are showing on-line productions or outside productions - even a few covid safe internal ones and a number of tours and shows have been rescheduled for later in 2020 and throughout 2021. A few pantomimes may be possible but we await a relaxing of the rules for theatres from the Government.
T2035596523 A love story with a twist, the play tells the story of Miss Fontaine, a producer of pornographic films, and her attempts to seduce the man holding the Censor's scissors, whilst also convincing him of the artistic merit of her extremely graphic porn film. The play is most famous for a scene in which Miss Fontaine fulfils the Censor's sexual fantasy by defecating in front of him. Winner of 1997 Writers' Guild Best Fringe Theatre Play award.