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Will Shakespeare is writing a play. There's only one problem; the characters keep getting in the way. Viola's story isn't going quite to plan, Juliet and Ophelia are not at all happy with their endings and Lady McDoogle (the less infamous 1st draft of a certain Scottish minx) is doing a rather champion job at getting it all wrong. On top of which, there doesn't appear to be a man in sight. Well, none with a pulse anyway. What is a bard to do?