Quick-fire cordon-bleu comedy that mixes sex, death, food and Elvis! Should the two-timing food-loving aged Teddy Boy leave his wife for a lover who can't cook! Kenneth and Hilary have been married nearly twenty years, but as middle age encroaches, Kenneth finds himself in the arms of another woman. At first Laura seems to represent everything that is missing from Kenneth's life, but only one little problem...she can't cook. As time goes by Kenneth mourns the loss of Sunday roasts and the comforts of a settled life so when Hilary invites Kenneth and Laura over for dinner together he readily accepts - unaware of what delicacies Hilary has on the menu.| 11 May 04 to 15 May 04 | Perth Theatre Perth, Perth and Kinross Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 5 May 04 to 8 May 04 | Adam Smith Theatre Kirkcaldy, Fife Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 19 Apr 04 to 1 May 04 | King's Theatre Glasgow Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 14 Apr 04 to 17 Apr 04 | Gaiety Theatre Ayr, South Ayrshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 30 Mar 04 to 10 Apr 04 | King's Theatre Edinburgh Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 10 Mar 04 to 13 Mar 04 | Dundee Repertory Theatre Dundee Performance Details => Venue archive |
