Winner of five major comedy awards. 24-hour-show luminary. Novelist. Watson (host of BBC's We Need Answers, Never Mind The Buzzcocks, Mock The Week regular and star of cult Radio 4 series Mark Watson Makes The World Substantially Better). Mark Watson - This Can't Be It website.| 9 Feb 23 | Cambridge Junction Cambridge, Cambridgeshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 31 Jan 23 | Sherman Theatre Cardiff, Glamorgan Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 27 Jan 23 | Plough Arts Centre Great Torrington, Devon Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 9 Dec 22 | Parr Hall Warrington, Cheshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 3 Dec 22 | Salisbury Arts Centre Salisbury, Wiltshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 3 Dec 22 | Playhouse Salisbury, Wiltshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 2 Dec 22 | West End Centre Aldershot, Hampshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 1 Dec 22 | Ashcroft Arts Centre Fareham, Hampshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 30 Nov 22 | Brighton Komedia Brighton, East Sussex Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 30 Nov 22 | Bath Komedia Bath, Bath & North East Somerset Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 26 Nov 22 | Trinity Theatre and Arts Centre Tunbridge Wells, Kent Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 24 Nov 22 | Gulbenkian Arts Centre Canterbury, Kent Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 23 Nov 22 | Kettering Arts Centre Kettering, Northamptonshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 20 Nov 22 | The Edge Arts (formerly the Institute of Contemporary Interdisciplinary Arts (ICIA)) Bath, Bath & North East Somerset Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 19 Nov 22 | The Civic Barnsley, South Yorkshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 18 Nov 22 | Darwen Library Theatre Darwen, Lancashire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 17 Nov 22 | Selby Town Hall Selby, North Yorkshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 10 Nov 22 | Stafford Gatehouse Theatre Stafford, Staffordshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 17 Oct 22 | The cornerHOUSE Surbiton, Surrey Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 16 Oct 22 | EartH Outer London, Greater London Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 9 Oct 22 | Old Fire Station Carlisle, Cumbria Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 8 Oct 22 | ARC Stockton-on-Tees, Cleveland Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 7 Oct 22 | Helmsley Arts Centre Helmsley, North Yorkshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 1 Oct 22 | Forest Arts Centre New Milton, Hampshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 23 Sep 22 | Norden Farm Centre for the Arts Maidenhead, Berkshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 17 Sep 22 | The Crescent York, North Yorkshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 16 Sep 22 | Epstein Theatre Liverpool, Merseyside Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 15 Sep 22 | King's Hall Ilkley, West Yorkshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 10 Sep 22 | Kettering Arts Centre Kettering, Northamptonshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 31 Jul 22 | Exeter Corn Exchange Exeter, Devon Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 24 Jul 22 | Theatre Royal Dumfries, Dumfries and Galloway Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 22 Jul 22 | Rosehill Theatre Whitehaven, Cumbria Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 21 Jul 22 | Telford Theatre Telford, Shropshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 19 Jul 22 | Epsom Playhouse Epsom, Surrey Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 17 Jul 22 | Theatr Mwldan Cardigan, Ceredigion Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 16 Jul 22 | Pontardawe Arts Centre Swansea, Glamorgan Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 15 Jul 22 | Gloucester Guildhall Gloucester, Gloucestershire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 25 Jun 22 | Parr Hall Warrington, Cheshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 24 Jun 22 | Kettering Arts Centre Kettering, Northamptonshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 12 Jun 22 | Theatr Clwyd Mold, Flintshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 11 Jun 22 | Arts Centre Colchester, Essex Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 10 Jun 22 | Kenton Theatre Henley-On-Thames, Oxfordshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 5 Jun 22 | City Varieties Music Hall Leeds, West Yorkshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 4 Jun 22 | Derby Theatre Derby, Derbyshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 3 Jun 22 | The Atkinson Southport, Merseyside Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 2 Jun 22 | Brewery Arts Centre Kendal, Cumbria Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 1 Jun 22 | Plowright Theatre Scunthorpe, North Lincolnshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 22 May 22 | Pavilions (formely Carlton Theatre) Teignmouth, Devon Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 20 May 22 | McMillan Theatre Bridgwater, Somerset Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 19 May 22 | Tivoli Theatre Wimborne, Dorset Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 17 May 22 | Royal & Derngate Northampton, Northamptonshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 14 May 22 | Lincoln Performing Arts Centre Lincoln, Lincolnshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 13 May 22 | Town Hall Loughborough, Leicestershire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 6 May 22 | The North Wall Oxford, Oxfordshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 6 Mar 22 | Huntingdon Hall Worcester, Worcestershire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 5 Mar 22 | The Lights Andover, Hampshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 4 Mar 22 | The Hawth Crawley, West Sussex Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 3 Mar 22 | Astor Theatre Deal, Kent Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 26 Feb 22 | Diss Corn Hall Diss, Suffolk Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 25 Feb 22 | Hazlitt Theatre Maidstone, Kent Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 19 Feb 22 | The Watermark Ivybridge, Devon Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 18 Feb 22 | Brewhouse Theatre and Arts Centre Taunton, Somerset Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 17 Feb 22 | Shanklin Theatre Shanklin, Isle of Wight Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 16 Feb 22 | Palace Theatre and Cinema Bridport, Dorset Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 12 Feb 22 | Pocklington Arts Centre York, North Yorkshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 11 Feb 22 | Otley Courthouse Otley, West Yorkshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 10 Feb 22 | The Witham Barnard Castle, County Durham Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 9 Feb 22 | Unity Theatre Liverpool, Merseyside Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 6 Feb 22 | Y Theatre Leicester, Leicestershire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 5 Feb 22 | The Tobacco Factory Theatres Bristol, City of Bristol Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 4 Feb 22 | The Maltings Farnham, Surrey Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 28 Jan 22 | The Stables Milton Keynes, Buckinghamshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 27 Jan 22 | Town Hall Cheltenham, Gloucestershire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 21 Jan 22 | artsdepot Outer London, Greater London Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 20 Jan 22 | The Mill Arts Centre (formerly The Mill) Banbury, Oxfordshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 10 Jan 22 | Soho Theatre Inner London, Greater London Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 4 Dec 21 | The Dukes Lancaster, Lancashire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 3 Dec 21 | The Lowry Salford, Greater Manchester Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 2 Dec 21 | Leadmill Sheffield, South Yorkshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 20 Nov 21 | Quarterhouse Folkestone, Kent Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 18 Nov 21 to 19 Nov 21 | Playhouse Norwich, Norfolk Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 13 Nov 21 | Festival Drayton Centre Market Drayton, Shropshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 12 Nov 21 | Brewhouse Burton-on-Trent, Staffordshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 4 Nov 21 | The Stand Glasgow Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 3 Nov 21 | The Stand Edinburgh Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 24 Oct 21 | Swindon Arts Centre Swindon, Wiltshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 17 Oct 21 | Bath Komedia Bath, Bath & North East Somerset Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 16 Oct 21 | Savoy Theatre Monmouth, Monmouthshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 15 Oct 21 | Y Theatre Leicester, Leicestershire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 10 Oct 21 | The Stand Newcastle upon Tyne, Tyne and Wear Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 9 Oct 21 | The Maltings Berwick-on-Tweed, Northumberland Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 8 Oct 21 | Plowright Theatre Scunthorpe, North Lincolnshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 7 Oct 21 | Helmsley Arts Centre Helmsley, North Yorkshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 3 Oct 21 | Royal Spa Centre Leamington Spa, Warwickshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 1 Oct 21 | The Elgiva Theatre Chesham, Buckinghamshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 27 Sep 21 | Theatre Royal Winchester, Hampshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 19 Sep 21 | Chorley Theatre Chorley, Lancashire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 18 Sep 21 | Square Chapel Arts Centre Halifax, West Yorkshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 17 Sep 21 | Norden Farm Centre for the Arts Maidenhead, Berkshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 3 Jun 21 to 10 Jun 21 | Soho Theatre Inner London, Greater London Performance Details => Venue archive |
