Quick-fire cordon-bleu comedy that mixes sex, death, food and Elvis! Should the two-timing food-loving aged Teddy Boy leave his wife for a lover who can't cook! Kenneth and Hilary have been married nearly twenty years, but as middle age encroaches, Kenneth finds himself in the arms of another woman. At first Laura seems to represent everything that is missing from Kenneth's life, but only one little problem...she can't cook. As time goes by Kenneth mourns the loss of Sunday roasts and the comforts of a settled life so when Hilary invites Kenneth and Laura over for dinner together he readily accepts - unaware of what delicacies Hilary has on the menu.| 12 Jan 99 to 30 Jan 99 | Upstairs at the Gatehouse Inner London, Greater London Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 5 Dec 98 | Harrow Arts Centre Outer London, Greater London Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 12 Nov 98 | Gulbenkian Arts Centre Canterbury, Kent Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 30 Oct 98 | The Wightman Shrewsbury, Shropshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 17 Oct 98 | The Gate Goole, East Yorkshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 14 Oct 98 | Roses Theatre Tewkesbury, Gloucestershire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 10 Oct 98 | Merlin Theatre Frome, Somerset Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 2 Oct 98 | Torch Theatre Milford Haven, Pembrokeshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 29 Sep 98 | Burnley Mechanics Burnley, Lancashire Performance Details => Venue archive |
