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| 18 Jul 03 | Northcott Theatre Exeter, Devon Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 9 Jul 03 | Wycombe Swan High Wycombe, Buckinghamshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 26 Jun 03 | Gordon Craig Theatre Stevenage, Hertfordshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 22 Jun 03 | Queen's Theatre Barnstaple, Devon Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 12 Jun 03 | New Vic Theatre Newcastle-under-Lyme, Staffordshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 7 Jun 03 | Millfield Theatre Outer London, Greater London Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 28 May 03 | Harrogate Theatre Harrogate, North Yorkshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 27 May 03 | Mercury Theatre Colchester, Essex Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 25 May 03 | Fareham Live (formerly Ferneham Hall) Fareham, Hampshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 20 May 03 | The Playhouse Weston-super-Mare, North Somerset Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 18 May 03 | Gala Theatre Durham, County Durham Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 13 May 03 | Theatre Royal Winchester, Hampshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 12 May 03 | Grand Theatre Swansea, Glamorgan Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 7 May 03 | Forum Studio Theatre (formerly the Chester Gateway) Chester, Cheshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 4 May 03 | The Cresset Peterborough, Cambridgeshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 3 May 03 | Civic Centre Theatre Aylesbury, Buckinghamshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
Witty and entertaining songs with Clive's acerbic commentary on life. "the perfect remedy to chat show doldrums" The Stage
